(gently wry)

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

Man this store has a weird playlist, it's all Weird Al songs but with the lyrics switched out for ones that aren't funny.

i will personally never understand that thing people do when theyre like "i thought this was a good piece of art until i realised its fetish/pornographic" like why does art lose value if the artist was a little horny when they made it. why is that so scary. im sure a lot of the old masters were doing portraits of their lovers slightly bricked up & theyre still displayed in museums. why is sexual arousal not an acceptable source of inspiration when like every other emotion is. well i mean i know why sadly but i do not like it so i'll continue to complain about it

This is the skin picking that will really fix me this time

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

Times are hard at the cafe so they only got Something bagels