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dog i gotta move like yesterday

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spiderbitesandvampirevenom

can we bring back the term "fair-weather friend" bc I feel like if fair-weather friends got called that more this whole argument about whether or not you should be there for your friends when it's inconvenient/at what point of personal inconvenience it's ok to bail on your friends would kinda fall apart bc like. we literally have a word for "friend who's only there when you don't need something from them" because the baseline expectation is that a friend should be there even when it sucks. like we used to make fun of people for bailing on their friends.

thickness-protection-program

Stop warning me about mature content I'm literally an adult

draizetrain

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

spin-the-wheel-polls

I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but

This tumblr sexyman is your son!

Are you proud of him

yes!

somewhat

I shouldn't be but yes

No

NO.

I'm disowning him

I am scared of him

Results

Remaining time: 4 days 23 hours

(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)

sterling-starlight

Joke's on you he's been my fandom son for years

#SENSHI #YES IM PROUD #also didnt realise he was a tumblr sexyman but ig that makes sense

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mariamlovesyou

OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

albertnatural

Extract the artifact and get out of there STAT!

thenewborndeity

#THE LOTUS????#SPACE MOM WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE

saltiecattoz

dragon-hoard

if you are going to need some kind of sedative for 4th of july fireworks for your pets NOW IS THE TIME TO SCHEDULE THOSE APPOINTMENTS TO ASK FOR THEM

NOT WHEN ITS 2 DAYS AWAY

alex51324

I feel like to really get this circulating as it should, we need it superimposed over the picture of the turkey going in the fridge. (I can't do it I'm on my phone.)

amaditalks

figtreeandvine

With the 250th anniversary it's likely to be especially bad this year!

wykart

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

raibura

Consensus

Agree

Disagree

Remaining time: 6 days 10 hours

#i hate cooking #it is an actively miserable experience for me

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wykart

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

mousepal

This websites like We gotta destroy capitalism We gotta end racism We gotta create Community. And then want to kill you for being loud outside.

hagiomoto

This website is a suburb

dragon-in-a-fez

idk if I've told this story on here before but one time I was sitting at my desk at work and a random dog I'd never seen before strolled into my office and curled up at my feet. and I was like oh you are adorable but what the fuck?

then a woman knocked on the door and said "oh I'm so sorry he's a therapy dog he's trained to seek out people in severe distress"

and I was like right okay, just getting my whole life drive-by roasted by a dog then

redstonedust

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

batsandboba

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

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cyborbs-deactivated20231020

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say