elves are my passion

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

What about Jennifer's personality. Jennifer's mind

they should invent sunsets for men

So rare do I ever come across a post that gives me psychic damage with every sentence

I think what really makes this is that his American accent is perfect, he clearly has no issues with English, it's just that the way we spell words is complete bullshit.

my hobbies include knowing and being right

her neurodivergent boobs stimmed as she hyperfixated down the stairs

Mad scientists will be like "I know a place" and then strap you onto the autopsy table

only an autopsy if you're dead... please use the proper name for my vivisection table

i think university is about walking around campus with a tote bag (or backpack) and trying to look purposeful and busy. and whoever manages to look the most purposeful and busy wins

(telling my friend about my huge balls) hey you're not going to tell your cousin, superstar nicki minaj, about my huge balls, right?