Get stickbugged lol

punkitt i need you to know that i jailbroke my wii this week and every time we opened the channel i burst out into this rap because of you. this is your fault

I don't want my cellphone to have AI I want it to have 3 days of battery time. I don't want my computer to have AI preinstalled I want it to have seven usb ports and high ram at affordable price. I don't want my games to have AI built levels I want them to be so optimized I could run them on a nokia.

I mean you could write a haiku. Those work sometimes. Haikus are hard though.

(Barely has A cups) damn I got big naturals

I don’t know what this means.

boobs I think

cups refer to the padded part of the bra that goes around the boob. cause it like. Is round and cups the boob. so it’s a cup. Sizes are A-D with DD and DDD after. A is smallest, DDD is largest

like. Do you mean the best way to make them or the actual species

this is how it feels to talk to my parents about my mental health

bandaids on ur fingers can be a kind of lingerie. if youre enlightened.

Breakup sex with my vampire girlfriend call that the last nail in the coffin

we must be anthro cheetah girls the way i’m going 80 miles an hour and you’re STILL riding my ass

mm fulled of eggs

wait fuck NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST NOT A FETISH POST. HARBOILED EGG ARE HARD BOPILED CHICKEN EGGS . CHIECKEN EGGS I ATE THEM NOT !! PEGNANT

“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.

then why the fuck did she ask

hmmmmmm…..

Sis lives for drama… fuckin virgo

I need someone to hold me gently and it's getting critical