Gender is Fake

Oh ok. Mmhm. Right, this is ok. Yup

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

One of the most poignant parts of Gabrielle's turning to me is the fact that Lestat didn't know their thoughts would be blocked from one another. Gabrielle has kept him at a distance his whole life - didn't confide in him, or talk to him, or care to teach him, but now they're together and they're going to live forever and they're out from his father's roof and they can live as they please, and surely she'll talk to him now. Surely she'll share everything, and the mind gift will only help that as they get used to one another, it'll be the tool that helps them learn to talk for the first time in their lives together. And then the curtain comes down. And that's all gone.

the writers did so fucking well at portraying and deconstructing the over abundant amount that lestat in the text romanticizes his abusers. he calls it the "seduction of magnus" multiple times throughout the vampire chronicles instead of admitting he was preyed upon. when you read the books you have to look between the lines of his flowery prose and avoidance but the show took a corny over the top music video style approach and then slammed it next to a full blown ptsd flashback to make sure the audience did not have a chance to misinterpret or mock anything and i respect them for that

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

are you telling me.....lestat went to a store, and didn't just buy candy for trick or treaters, he bought one of those plastic imitation cauldrons to PUT the candy in. i'm unwell.

UPDATE. are you telling me.....lestat left a NOTE on his DOOR so trick or treaters know he's not home and he left them candy!!?? AND he decorated his porch with a skeleton??? AND he dressed up in costume for an event that clearly no other adults are dressing up for cause he just loves halloween?? lestat is never beating the precious bitch allegations, i fear his whimsy can not be contained. i'm unwell.

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

stupid fuckin post. People have been making beer since before they even knew how to write and you think that they don’t like the way it tastes?

damn all that time and it still tastes really bad. huge L tbh

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position