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redbubble account is up and running. whoever guesses my favorite product on there wins :)

constance-art is an independent artist creating amazing designs for great products such as t-shirts, stickers, posters, and phone cases.

#constance speaks #it might be hard to find actually but it is a very specific product that i redrew the whole design just to make it work.#and yes. its tcd related.#tbh i might buy it myself. its that funny to me.

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syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

sforzzz

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

sforzzz

i have to go delete some posts

omtai

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

yesornopolls

do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Do you have any friends that are 4x your age or more?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 5 days 12 hours

#no.#HOWEVER i am very popular in the local retired population lol.#mostly its just. these people go to a lot of concerts.#i think they go to every concert the university music department puts on as well as local shows.#and i play in a Lot of things.#so a lot of old people see me perform a lot. and get to know my name and face.#so yeah i basically have an old person fanclub haha

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Embarrassing fact about me is that it took me so so long to be able to tell Ross Bryant and Grant O'Brien apart. I'm sorry guys you're both tall white dudes with similar-sounding names and very very similar voices. I would just wait for the first sex joke or Shakespeare reference.

derinthescarletpescatarian

I feel better now because everyone in the notes is like "yeah same".

derinthescarletpescatarian

Every day I receive further vindication

measureyourlifeincake

i was gonna say "theres literally an old collegehumor sketch about this" but i misremembered and it was actually about grant and keith from try guys, a third identical lanky white man

eryx-the-strawberry

Currently thinking about these kind of posts again

pillowspace

It feels like this every time I write a fic

the-quasar-hero

The nice thing about having a cat is that you can point at them

straight-edge-hippy

Can confirm (ft. @sci-the-superb's hand)

spinchs-field

@thecosmicsailor is this real

thecosmicsailor

Yup

knightposting-archived

actuallytravis

Recommended feline interaction

#wish i had a kitty... i would point at it all day long...

i can do everything if i can put it on a calendar

#constance speaks #very little going on in my life right now but im planning out fall semester and. i dont think ive learned from past mistakes.#im most certainly going to be overworking myself again.#but if i just schedule everything out enough i can make it all work right? right????

you-are-constance

got a phone call last night while i was in a show (couldn't answer). they left a voicemail telling me to call back, i have now tried Twice and no one has been available to pick up my call. argggg.

you-are-constance

HE CALLED ME BACK AND GAVE ME A JOB YAYYYYY

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got a phone call last night while i was in a show (couldn't answer). they left a voicemail telling me to call back, i have now tried Twice and no one has been available to pick up my call. argggg.

#constance speaks #i gotta either practice or work on cleaning my house but i cannot do anything until i make this phone call i hate it here.

arandomthot

I’ve had this same dilemma too many times

#should i Start or End the 2 sentence email with an enthusiastic thank you!#either way feels like its not good enough but adding a third sentence and having 2/3 sentences be 'thank you!' is Wrong.

saltoncity

anyone else noticed that music is really good

you-are-constance

i've moved houses 2 1/2 ish times within the last few months. i was never super methodical with packing Any of those times. all this to say that i know i have a set of at least 4 carabiners and i have absolutely no clue where they are

you-are-constance

FOUND THEM

for whatever reason they were in the bag i keep my bolo tie making things

#i just be doing crafts man #nearly finished with my soda tab chain mail

i've moved houses 2 1/2 ish times within the last few months. i was never super methodical with packing Any of those times. all this to say that i know i have a set of at least 4 carabiners and i have absolutely no clue where they are

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hugsohugs

can't stop thinking abt this image. he smelled an icky smell and it was soscary

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