A Quirk In The Machinery

where's that picture that ruined my life

wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I get $250,000 me and all my homies getting top surgery

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing