A Quirk In The Machinery

where's that picture that ruined my life

wishing all outdoor workers, delivery drivers, people who have to walk to work, bus riders, etc a very Don't die in this heat

ironically enough, bringing a plushie to a public setting as an adult requires a tremendous level of emotional development, and attempting to shame an adult for having a plushie in public requires a significant amount of immaturity. this applies to a surprising number of things.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

I get $250,000 me and all my homies getting top surgery

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

I have GOT to stop spending $30

$30 is the new $5 but $100 is still $100 #Fucked

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

never stop being obnoxious about fictional character online. you will find like-minded people and it will literally save you

I WANT TO WRITE MY STORIES!!!!!!!!!!!! -> continues doing literally Anything Else besides writing

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s