Kiribaku Queen

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

It is genuinely mind blowing to me just how many Tumblr posts have changed my life for the better and taught me to be happier. Not all of the thoughts originate on Tumblr, but the way people collect and frame them has literally changed my brain chemistry.

Is everyone in heat or where are all of these pregnant Yue Qingyuan Posts coming from all of a sudden. Don’t get me wrong, there are always pregnant Yue Qingyuan posts on my timeline, of course, but not to that extent.

what if Shen Yuan transmigrated as a pregnant flea on Luo Binghe's head and fed on his blood and so Luo Binghe now has control of Shen Yuan

If it's during disciple days, he might be able to sense binghe's spiritual energy and help guide him into forming his foundation, at which point lbh will notice that something is up and eventually fall in love with the sy flea sucking his blood... Eventually by feeding flea sy enough spiritual energy-dense blood sy might be able to cultivate a human form and get wifed up

I know I’m a loser cause I went ‘big things happening In my life rn’ and by big things I meant svsss getting a manga