love how this whole “new people coming to tumblr now” situation has exactly the vibe of strange showing up in the saloon of an old western town and stepping on the creaking floorboard

”Listen up, Stranger. Since you already stumbled in here, there is a few things you should know. First of all, this is a lawless land. There is no algorithm, and there are no ways to control which posts get traction. They do, or they don’t. Second, we do not do well with influencers here. You can try, but you won’t last long. They never do. Third, no one trusts a stranger who hides behind a default icon and only watches from afar. We have dealt with those before, and it did cost us. If you want to gain trust, talk to and support your fellas, and they will eventually return the favour. Finally, we like real fights in here. This is not a place of where you get unalived. This is a place where you die.”

colombo is cascoded

#Me when I see realistic plants in video games#BABE THEY DID YARROW COME LOOK#BABE THESE GRAPES ARE CORRECTLY TRELLISED ( @bonzicatgirl )

THIS IS WHY I MAKE REAL PLANTS IN THE GAME. FOR NERDS LIKE ME.

I can listen to somebody talk about their interests like this forever. Please please tell me what realistic plants you found in your game. please tell me about all the propane tanks you saw in your game.

the emotions I experienced during the great destiel renaissance of 2020-2021 couldn't be recreated in a lab

today’s gender: european

every time i watch a movie im like i will literally never get over this

also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. they’re not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!

fireflies our beloveds <3

relevant to stuff ive been rbing today but i think the mcu did irreparable damage to collective media literacy. saw a tweet from a Real Film Reviewer that was like "how is the audience supposed to know why batman and commissioner gordon trust each other so much in the new batman movie when theres no origin story for them" like Girl......next you will say how am i supposed to enjoy waiting for godot when we dont even know what godot looks like....

cinemasins is guilty too by the way. like once you condition people to treat storytelling as an opportunity to nitpick and catch "plotholes" youve removed the element of the imaginative and totally discredited any measure of trust between artist and audience. its honestly sad

if i was stephen strange i would just let wanda kill an alternate universe version of herself and take her place. like fuck it whatever. go ahead and rick and morty this shit idgaf.