I wish I was a misanthropist

and it will be better 🧿🧿🧿🧿🧿

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

[ID: Art of a small white bear knitting some red yarn. Caption: the horrors persist but I have my little crafts. End ID]

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

beeen seeing alot of notes of people saying this inspired them to finally do their landry. i am filled with so much emotion that i might finally fold the landry i did a few days ago. maybe

Without exaggeration there's a special place in the bad place for people who steal their coworkers food or drinks