every day I read words

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die knowing that tomorrow the barista will give me free oat milk just to be nice. 

[yoda voice] seven, six.

shawty's like a malady in my head

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

Biggest fuck-up ever is that people have to pay to become doctors

Like unironically we should be subsidising at least 50% of their educations. What do you mean we have a shortage of doctors we should have surplus. What do you mean they’re being overworked they should be treated like royalty, they can fix human bodies

I don’t care if some of them are only doing it for the money. I don’t care if all of them are only doing it for the money. Intentions don’t matter to the stitches in my nana’s leg or the ten billion other lifesaving treatments we all get at a detriment to their finances and mental wellbeing. Entire cities are kept alive by just a couple thousand of them what are we DOINGGGGG

eric kripke if he was anarchist: Sam and Dean would hunt Trump cause they're Antifa like me. We believe in non-nuclear family, communism, decency, humility, and good aim. Joe might not be perfect, but Trump is wildly none of these things. SHOOT. #SPN #SPNfamily #Supernatural @ jensenankles @ jarpad

misha collins: And Cass would be there... #MissYouSPNFamily

jarpad: Supernatural is not about assassination or non-binary. It’s a show about, hey, you can choose to live your life with love. Make sure you catch Walker live next tuesday! #spnfamily #walker @ cwwalker

jarpad’s insane fans: Alright, Daddy! 😉🤠🥵 #WalkerFamily #PilotQuote #I’veBeenHereSinceDay1 #SPNFamily

destiel fan: family business beer.. not el sol beer… so we’re getting a reboot CONFIRMED????

the thing about supernatural is that watching it unlocks the best and biggest part of ao3

NEVER HEAL indulge in self sabotage romaniticize self isolation ALWAYS QUIT reject your potential never break the cycle let the curse win