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One of my favorite things to see is random people trying to interact with unfamiliar outdoor cats. Just standing there with a hand out, making kissy noises, maybe meowing at the cat while it ignores them. Mankind at its best and least dignified

#stop calling me out

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“Thank you for choosing our airline” Thanks for being the cheapest option

- In 20 years, filmmakers will be making period pieces set in the early 2000s with over-exaggerated aspects of that era, such as frosted tips, striped polos, shark teeth necklaces and blasting Sum 41 all the time

Are you implying that the 2000’s era wasn’t aggressively doing all of these things

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these ones

23,000 people are reblogging a hit list

Good.

people who arent punctual freak me out im so stressed. what do you mean the event starts at 6 and you’ll pick me up at 5:50 even though I live 20 minutes from the venue? what do you mean being 10 minutes late is “no big deal”? what if there’s no parking and nowhere to sit? what then? i need to be there at 5:45 just to be sure and you’re like Oh Whatever Dude… ARE YOU OKAY

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

Look, he was a genius, but he was also Gay

…i did not know this, thank you

This was immensely huge for me as someone with anxiety issues. I used to drive myself delirious trying to ‘calm down before I went to sleep’ by staying up and just working myself into a panic. Having this knowledge and knowing that laying down and closing my eyes is a better option and counts as rest was way more helpful, eased my mind and actually sends you to sleep faster.

“IF I DON’T SLEEP THAN TOMORROW IS RUINEDl” has always been a familiar thought in my head. I guess that isn’t as true as a thought.

I always find that when I am really exhausted but can’t sleep just laying there with my eyes closed makes me feel more rested. Wild to know it’s actually true and not just my brain thinking it is.

Fun fact, hammering metal spikes into tree trunks is a federal crime in the US because environmental activists used to do it in the 80s to fuck up chainsaws and logging equipment.

So you should never use this effective strategy for disrupting logging operations because it is illegal.

Here’s a link describing exactly how to do it, so you can make sure not to by accident.

the fact that the posts are three minutes apart

the horse has been caught at last

Hospital Board To Vote On Letting It Back Into Hospital, Not Certain His Presence in Hospital was as Bad as We Thought

Hospital Board Revealed To Be Made Entirely Of Horses

It's Not Even A Reveal They've Been Yelling "We're Horses And Horses Stick Together" For Weeks