im never what i like

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

The ability to turn the post above you into the speech bubble of a character of your choice is an essential weapon of tumblr pvp.

rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again

the "came back wrong" trope except like... they didnt. like this mad scientists wife died, and so he studied necromancy, brought her back, and she came back and it all worked. like she came back exactly the same as she was before with literally no difference. but the scientist guy is like "oh no... what have i done.... shes Different now!!!! she came back Wrong!!!!" and shes just like. chilling. reading a book. cooking dinner. shes just so so normal but in the guys mind hes like "oh shes soooo weird" but shes just normal

NO its a JOKE and YOU DONT GET IT. ITS NOT THAT DEEP

While she was dead he put his memory of her on such a high pedestal that she could never live up to it alive

alternatively‚ she came back perfectly fine but he thinks she came back wrong‚ because the tragic reality is that he never actually knew his wife

im going INSANE thats MY POST.

there's faves that you literally take personal offense for if anyone insults them and faves that you love to bully. and then there's the faves that are like if u saw two guys mugging them you'd make it three

“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

the for you page

I’m sorry I’m trying to read the subtitles.