Oh Fucc We Got Ghosts

you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

Oh no yak tranquilizers for me i just wanted to be alone in this berlin warehouse with you

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

reblog to give a mutual a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars in cash

you find a mad libs book on the ground and find that it’s filled completely with proper, sensible words for the situation at hand. a small child in a perfectly tailored gray suit tugs on your shirt with ice-cold hands and politely asks for it back

@carsmanwhy i just think you'd enjoy this

The dragons face never changes, but I still feel like he looks happier in the 2nd pic 🥺

I have theories that even I don't give a fuck about

we used to say shrimp heaven now. Do you remember that? and we used to laughhhhh

this is honestly the best post on the entire fucking internet

can they change the temperature outside to something else