a regular snoutband

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

boy are you a werthers original cause i could suck you for about three minutes

but after that im chewing on it

I’m sure it’s been addressed before but Kanye really does have a terrible grasp of which nations participated in the Battle of Thermopylae

Honestly Kanye this one’s kind of embarrassing these guys aren’t even historically contiguous. You’re all over the place, bud. This is a disgrace.

whenever i look into a historical monarch who doesn’t get talked about much and is just kind of a blank spot in my understanding of the historical narrative, 95% of the time what i find is pure white hot blistering capability. a pencil pusher for the ages. a 39 year reign with no more than three hours of sleep a night. there aren’t any good stories from his reign because he systematically caught and stopped all catastrophic good stories before they could start. you shrimply must respect it

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

what if it was called magic the slathering and it was about lotions and ointments

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

hard to gauge if the answer to a ''how's your life been going'' should be ''im deconstructing everything about my relationship to expiriencing emotions and im finding it hard to grasp that im a real person who exists'' or ''been getting into wildberry jams lately''

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done