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if i ever come off a little weird and you wonder if theres something wrong with me there is theres actually so many things wrong with me but im doing such a good job being normal. so you should actually be proud of me you should smile and be like wow youre doing such a good job and then be on your merry way

File this under posts from 2012 that deal immense psychic damage

happy 10th birthday to one of the posts of all time

my name got rejected by the toontown admins. what should I rename my character

HELLO?

ii but he sexy as fuck tho he could be my gangster penguin ill be his bird 

I FINLAY FOUND THIS POST AGAIN

guys ive seen this before and it makes me so happy you all need to see it too

imagined King Julian dancing and had to reblog 😍

That is the most accurate human king Julian I’ve EVER seen, I love all of these!

VERY NIcE

Where are the other penguin humansonas?

im in physical pain every day because finnish tumblr users have the weirdest urls ever but nobody knows it because the urls are in finnish

seriously its shit like moomin-rectal-prolapse, jesus-spanker, foreskin-cum-burrito, turbo-bream-orgy and satan’s-titty-slurper and so on. and im not exaggerating at all. and this is not small minority among finnish tumblr blogs, its more like the standard to have urls like these. and none of you non-finnish-speakers have seen this mess because its written in finnish

@pikkuinen

Parsakaalimato, a portmanteau of paskakaali = broccoli and kaalimato = name of a well known online sex toy retailer (they have a ton of day time radio commercials)

Gamechanger

Here’s a cheatsheet of all the available hidden search functions. “-creators:[whatever]” is another exclusion that can be particularly useful.

rt, to make my life easier