Cards Against Dragon Age (v. 3.141)

Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens

me after my 15 min break at work

me after sleeping a healthy 8 hours

me at the end of a two day weekend

i'm the guy who causes all those random mystery bruises and tiny scratches you only see when you wake up btw. yeah. sorry. it sucks for me too, but i have to do it. i just crawl into people's houses and start beating on them very gently with hammers and nails. yeah it's a lot. sorry. i didn't want you to find out like this but oh well.

they need to start making testosterone you can apply as lip gloss

KILLING STANCE: TEN SOUL RENDING CLAWS

I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free

hey why did the dead by daylight devs give the xenomorph queen so much ass

Hold on I gotta look something up

hold on i also gotta look something up

Frottagecore

call that a capsicum

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