I Just Want a Nap

do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like “I guess I’ll watch that show” can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life

Maybe you did die. Maybe that part needed to die to keep the rest of you going. You came back because you dropped all that weight you didn't need. The star looks a little rough but is still clearly recognizable as a star. You are still you, even after that death. So yeah, it's fine. And if it's not, it will be.

Partner and I are seeing The Sheep Detectives (2026) today because they're under the impression it's supposed to be like a mix between Knives Out and Wallace and Gromit, like a cute lil mystery, whereas all I've ever heard about it is that it made people cry so hard they nearly vomited, so I'm curious to see what it'll be. I haven't told them this because I believe mysteries keep a relationship alive and also I am, to be clear, an enormous asshole who loves suffering

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

more people need to give themselves permission to write and draw pornography

it is virtuous and necessary that you write, draw, and distribute pornography

can we start with not conflating "erotic/sexual art or writing" with pornography

no lmao

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

notice how everyones 30 now

uses my powerful magnetic field to create detailed images of your organs, skeletal system, and all the other soft tissues in your body

uses my powerful magnetic fields to create 69 love songs

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

Banned from space by americans, if you‘re in any other space programme you know what to do

You know for a fact that Houston thought this was the funniest damn thing they could ever play for them.

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi