jokes to make after failure that arenβt self-deprecating:
Iβm the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No oneβs ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
Iβm an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to godβs favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
Iβm being sabotaged



















