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you fucking suck at burger

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

it fucken WIMDY

“girk at my work”

“girk at my work”

stockholm syndrome doesn't exist, except for when you start liking some of the songs that play on your work radio that you would never put in your casual playlists

I want you to enjoy the once in a lifetime experience of reading this post for the first time. So im going to be quiet now. You just enjoy the moment

the problem with movie remakes is that they always remake something that was already good, meaning at worst you ruin it and at best your remake is largely redundant. to make a truly good remake you need to start with source material that is absolute dogwater. ignore the pull of nostalgia. redeem the sins of moviemaking past.

this is how morbius can still win

Haters will see you put on a condom and say he can’t afford to raise a child

Why would you have sex with your haters randy

I’m not really in any position to be picky

id rather a thousand cis men be subject to egg jokes than a single trans woman be subject to exploratory therapy.

At the end of the episode there's a scene between Satsuki and her butler that reveals Satsuki already had bottom surgery years ago and she was extremely stoic through all of it

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed