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y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

Agatha Christie is serving 100,000 consecutive life sentences for all the murders

things will work out + it’s still early + not everything is lost + trees

LOTR abridged

wow dude jts so awesome that your car is loud as fuck and smells worse when it drives past. thags fucking epic man. i really like how it hurts to listen to you drive past and it scares people. thats awesome man. i really like your car that makes a loud as fuck fart sound. fucking epic dude

is it within the realm of possibility for Catholics to use the new encyclical as evidence in the case of not wanting to use AI in the workplace for religious reasons?

my tea bag broke

Guy who is about to give birth to leafs

might as well be jilling off to a glossary the way im coming to terms

I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they gave their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.

im the person they keep adding gratuitous & unnecessary violence & sex in movies for. im running every studio executive ragged asking for even more cock & gore in cinema they simply cant keep up

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

does anyone know what we are supposed to want