Doppelgänger Leaverite

An older relative of mine was complaining about how her hair looks now that it’s greying and I had to hold back myself from telling her that the long grey hair look would make her very popular with some lesbians that I know because she’s not the sort of person who would take that as a compliment

recommending the sparrow by mary doria russell to all my friends who loved project hail mary by selling it as a story about a hopeful hero making first contact with a singing alien race but omitting all the bits where emilio sandoz suffers more than anyone ever has before

mutuals, out of curiosity what season were you born in and what's your favorite season?

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Is there a word for occupying the space where normies think you're a freak and freaks think you're a normie?

our house of dragon is collapsing

as i walk through the valley of the shower of wet

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

i'm actually curious, what trinkets do you guys have on your keychains? 🗝️

just showed the gate agent the Wikipedia article for Mussels instead of my boarding pass. don't text

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

getting casually dominated while nothing sexual is even happening is like. so sexual