Doppelgänger Leaverite

No sorry boss, I didn't get a call back number. She just said something about a dragon soul and hung up

I was born with the dragon soul. you will not put me on hold

honorary gay man award

our age of blogs is collapsing

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

anyone who plays orpheus against patrick page as hades is more powerful than me because i don't think i could control my lust during the part of chant reprise where he goes guess you don't scare easy do ya? like jesus christ. mr page do u want a controversially younger boyfriend bc im available

sorry im absolutely too floored by the fact you just called me 'lizardsex' to give you an answer

This exact phenomenon is why there’s now a hyphen in my url.

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

i wish my brain were not full of gludge. i would like to be using it & because of the gludge i cannot do that.