Doppelgänger Leaverite

As i said in my tags, I'm not imagining a future with no Labubu, I'm imagining a future in which everyone has their own bespoke Labubot made from recycled materials and it is a beautiful dreame

If tumblr dies DM me for my full home address and we can have a barbecue

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

went to college and came back wrong

‘beyond the scope of this paper’ is a dear friend to me. I Am Not Fucking Talking About That

"Look I can stay on track or this paper can be three times as long, your choice."

i love when dvd players hold out a little tray and you put the disc on it. it’s like you’re placing it into its little hand. hate the dvd players that make you push the disc into its mouth and then it swallows it obediently