Doppelgänger Leaverite

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

paper and pen seems so powerful now. on account of all the. surveillance

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

they should invent more bodily sensations like picking at scabs and poking bruises and peeling off dead skin These are all really fun i want more of that

why is there an upgrade button on gmail. why does twitter want me to scan my palm to get into my account. why is google a chatbot. why does the transit app make a transit app wrapped for me. why does youtube keep shoving its infinitely scrollable shortform content down my throat. why do free trials want my credit card number. why are most scholarship websites just data brokers. how do i make capitalone stop sending me mail. why is my school making its own special chat gpt powered chatbot. why is every third video on instagram an undisclosed ad. why is nothing online real anymore. why is everything so FUCKING STUPID

Thank goodness that justice is being served, and the companies that stole from every American family to the tune of tens or hundreds of dollars are being forced to pay less than one cent per person they affected!

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

Your artstyle is like your gut microbiome in the way its everything you consume and like and it also has all your bacteria up in it. Thats probably how that works

blonde people are so scary why cant u have a normal hair color like black or brown or green or green