Doppelgänger Leaverite

staying up past bedtime #PrincessPrivilege

hail mary from rocky's perspective is so funny. imagine you met an alien for the first time ever and it was a hummingbird. its so so fragile and delicate and it needs to rest constantly and eat constantly and it views the world so totally different from you and then you find out the hummingbird is on a suicide mission

i have a friend in his 50s who doesn't give a fuck about pokemon so we showed him random ones and the way he responded to them made me feel like i was doing flashcards with a very serious baby

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

the libertarian fantasy of safety regulations existing due to sadistic enjoyment of government officials oppressing the innocent small business is kind of hilarious the more you think about it. I hope there is actually a guy out there who just fucking LOVES recalling unsafe food in a sicko sort of way. i'd respect him.

I love that the Elves at the end of the 3rd age figured out who had two of the rings - Elrond and Galadriel - based on how beautiful their domains were, because it implies that they considered Thranduil’s realm and went, nah, he probably doesn’t have one. 

Reblog if people can use your dms to leave their grocery lists

Sure, I’m nosy

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

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