Im a nerd

Sometime after the canon Simon FreakOut, Simon realized that he can use this to his advantage in an attempt to court Grace.

For Example:

Rocky: Grace spend too much time with Simon!

Grace: Rocky, we’ve talked about this. Simon is very clearly a species where he needs skin to skin contact on the daily or he doesn’t feel well

Simon, literally holding Grace on top of him: *in eel speak(?)* ~yep, totally need that. It’s not just cuz I get crabby when you don’t cuddle me~

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Grace, thinking aloud: your species must be such social creatures! I can’t imagine a whole planet filled with people who have the need to cuddle daily!

Simon: ~Yes…social creatures…~

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Grace, seeing Simon wearing the harness: oh! Is that a cultural thing? For modesty? Would you be more comfortable if I wore one?

Simon, quite literally foaming at the mouth at that idea: ~YES PLEASE~

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It’s even better if, for whatever reason, Rocky can understand Simon’s eel language but doesn’t say a thing because Grace clearly needs the contact that Rocky can’t provide

That doesn’t mean he’s happy about it, though

Rocky: Simon hog Grace, statement.

Simon: ~Cry about it~

Rocky: *rolls over his foot*

Simon: ~You son of a—!~

~~~

Rocky, watching them cuddle* Simon is little baby

Simon: ~I will kill you~

Rocky: Rocky like to see Simon try, statement.

~~~

Grace, watching them talk to each other while Rocky had turned off the translator: I wonder what they’re talking about, maybe their species can become friends!

Rocky, to Simon: Little bitch boy!

Simon: ~stone faced little asshole!~

Rocky: Clingy sad man!

Simon: ~Jealous rock head!~

Rocky: Ugly fish boy!

Iron lung fans seeing people talking about Iron Lung in any capacity:

Here's a doodle of Simon's mutations giving him insane jaw strength! Based on @onedeverse's headcanon that Simon likes to chew on stuff haha

They really got some fire behind this thing between them. I wonder why Alastor rejected him so harshl- .... wait

WAIT. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT??

Is that a painting of a shirtless Vox riding his pet shark, Shock.wav?? Am I seeing this correctly?

(Ironic since his name means Voice lmfao)

BUT Alastor is unable to be silenced even when his mouth his foribly shut. He can still speak his mind and CANNOT be muted against his will. His voice literally cannot be silenced by others.

Not only is this yet another awesome foil between the two (which is the obvious)

But it also represents that radio is actually STILL most reliable long distance method of communication to this very day (in terms of its failure rate)

For instance, during extreme weather, weather radios are almost always the LAST thing that fails. Typically everything else will fail first. Cell towers can get knocked out easily, especially making phones useless. Power poles and powerlines easily can fail, and when the power goes out it renders most television and desktops useless, and you only have so much battery on your moblie devices.