I am ineffable

nobody talks about how hard it is to be a martin blackwood fan with an original character who likes oolong tea

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it. 

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

OH MY GOD MYTHICAL POST ID NEVER THOUGHT WOULD ACTUALLY SHOW UP

I may not have any job experience. HOWEVER I have listened to numerous hours of workplace audio dramas, which has to count for something. Right?

@eva-birdman knightcobi? ^^

YES

4 if you include Hedy Hauksdottir

Red valley was mentioned in my dream the other night which is 100% a sign that red valley s5 release date is coming soon. Trust me.

hera telling lovelace that she "[doesn't] ever get more than forty-five minutes of sleep" and pryce threatening to give hera "a new recurring nightmare" kind of haunts me, because it's such a perfect microcosm of the way hera was given a human mind (and human desires) for the express purpose of being dehumanized. in s1, eiffel ignorantly assumes that hera doesn't sleep: "either that or she's finally figured out how to access her sleep mode" and people are constantly trying to reframe and dictate the language that describes her experiences: "'pain' is just the closest thing we have to it." don't think of it as dead, think of it as "decommissioned." pryce threatening hera with "a new recurring nightmare" is so awful because it's so honest. the cruelty is the point. hera's defense of lovelace's humanity emboldens her to reclaim some language for herself as well, but you have to wonder: when did eiffel realize he was wrong? can hera talk to him - or anyone - about her nightmares? does she even feel like she's allowed to define what she experiences as "nightmares"?