Walk on, never look back. through you, we live...

This seems counterproductive to your goals, how are you going to get ice cream if there is no earth? Are you an idiot stupid of sorts?

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown

If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass

i hate when a book describes a pause as pregnant. get your dick out of the pause