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Bless the pure joy this dog feels.
May you feel the same!
Millenial dogs are killing the human ball throwing industry.
@teawithpotter
āMillenial dogs are killing the human ball throwing industry.ā
Damn millennials!
CHECK!!!
āBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.ā
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Ā
She aināt no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a āZā, ends with an āiā, and isnāt some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iām not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, š š½š š¾š šæ Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donāt know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donāt know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iāll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iāll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheās back lmao must reblog. Iām sorry guys
Lol cause why not

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Just finished up a whole bunch of new stickers to my existing TAZ set I made, including Carey + Killian, the rest of the Starblaster Crew, Joaquin and Garfield the Deals Warlock (who honestly I can only see as actual Garfield haha)
Ben: shoot that piece of junk oUT OF THE SKY!!!!!
Falcon: excuse me where tf do you think you were conceived you owe me your very existence you emo little fuck
reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote āthe director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shedā 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my momās birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didnāt even know her he just wanted to be sweet
this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god
Awwwww
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When he was asked to be in Jimmy KimmelāsĀ āIām Fucking Ben Affleckā video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasnāt down with what they were asking. But he just said,Ā āI donāt know, this wardrobeā¦donāt you have anything meshĀ that I could wear?ā
When he was filming āWitnessā he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on itās own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.
My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.
And he paid rent to live there the entire time.
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My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Fordās ranch. She stops for gas, and as sheās filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him āwho do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?ā. He takes off the helmet, and itās Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says
āHey! Iām not Darth Vader, Iām Luke Skywalkerā
From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:
āThe Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. Iām coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and itās Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesnāt want to be bothered; Iām sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was.Ā
So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, āIf thereās ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, Iām building the Millennium Falcon!ā So I turn around very hesitantly and go, āHarrison, Iām sorry to bother you. Iām co-production designer on the new Star Wars, Iām just back from London, and Iāve been building the Falcon.āĀ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation ā he couldnāt have been sweeter.Ā
As Iām walking away, he goes, āDarren!ā and calls me back. He goes, āThe toggle switches.ā I go, āToggle switches.ā He goes, āThe toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldnāt hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.ā I go, āNo problem! Iāll take care of it!āĀ
So months go by, Iām back in London, weāre getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.ās headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrisonās with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. Theyāre just giddy; theyāre having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, āPhew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.ā Thatās my favorite story.ā
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I feel like this would be a slippery slope towards making it illegal for people to choose to not vote.
thatās already how it is in australia
Thatās just so fucked up. :( Do certain medical conditions exempt you?
?????? why is it be fucked up to have compulsory voting? thatās the way it is in most democratic countries? itās a part of being a citizen, like paying taxes and obeying speed limits? the fine for not voting is only like $50 and because of the compulsory voting law, our country bends over backwards to make it accessible: itās always on a weekend, lasts most of the day, and is set up at schools and community centers so thereās one within easy reach of almost everybody. you can also mail your ballot or vote early if youāll be out of the country on the day. like, ITāS EASY TO VOTE, and the penalty isnāt even that ridiculous. i donāt understand why the usa doesnāt have this, except obviously it would make it harder to literally stop minorities from voting.
I think we Americans tend to forget that a lot of other countries donāt actively work to make it harder to vote.
Adding to this here, in Australia you donāt have to vote. Or, more precisely, thereās no way they can tell if you ruined your ballot.Ā You have to turn up, get your name marked off, but you can put a line through the ballot if you donāt think any of the candidates are worth voting for. Or do this:Ā
Or this:Ā
Or this:Ā
You have get your name crossed off (if you donāt want to wear the fine), but you donāt have to make your vote counted if youāre opposed to it.Ā
And it is so, so easy to vote. Stuck at work or on holidays? Thatās fine. Do a postal vote. Ā Stuck in hospital? Thatās fine. Theyāll go to you. Stuck in an old peopleās home and canāt get around? Again, theyāll go to you. Itās amazing to me that itās so hard for so many Americans to actually vote. If you make it compulsory, than at least the government is obligated to provide you with the means to vote.Ā
And look, I get it. Sometimes I donāt want to vote either. But I suck it up, I walk three minutes down the street, and I hope that this year theyāre selling lamingtons again. Oh, and I buy a democracy sausage, which, even if all the candidates suck, makes the effort of turning up pretty worthwhile.Ā
ALSO, you can see even on the fucked up ballots that you NUMBER CANDIDATES IN ORDER OF PREFERENCE. Thereās no need to calculate whether I would be throwing away my vote on the candidate that I most agree with if theyāre not from a major party. I can say, I want that independent person to get in, but if not them, give me Big Party A, and if not them, that minor party person is still better that Big Party B, and Iām not giving any preference to the Lunatic Fringe Party.
Our system certainly has some issues still, but I can show up to somewhere nearby, line up for a few minutes (if at all), vote exactly in line with my values (on paper, leaving a paper trail that can be recounted), and then buy a sausage and some home made cupcakes on my way out.
A countryās voting system matters a hell of a lot and every citizen deserves one that makes it easy to vote and results in a government that is representational and accountable.
And by the way, one time I had a bad asthma flare-up on Election Day and didnāt make it to my polling station. I got my fine in the mail, I filled out the form explaining why I couldnāt vote, no more fine. I would rather have, you know, expressed my preference for who should run my country, but they were cool with the fact that I couldnāt do it that day.
āoh no, what if people actually have to participate in picking the government officials who will impact their livesā jesus christ
I want this in the US
Mandatory Voting has a spooky sound that genuinely freaks a lot of Americans out, but I can assure my fellow Americans that I have now witnessed how Other Countries Vote and it is usually a pretty efficient and painless process. You should see what voting is like in the UK - there are literally polling stations EVERYWHERE, with no lines, and no pre-registration bullshit, and theyāre open all the time, you can just wander up to any one you like at most hours of the day, thereās basically no organization required. People will just vaguely wander out of work in random directions and come back five minutes later with a Costa and a voting sticker. Although I think everyone recognizes that the Australians are on the next level with their hot dogs.
This last election in New Zealand we had two weeks of advance voting at most polling places where you could enrol and vote on the same day, for any reason or no reason at all. We had voting booths in the departure areas of international airports. We had voting booths in malls. We had voting booths at universities. 50% of votes were cast before election day. We had 80% turnout overall and nearly 70% turnout for 18-24 year olds - and voting isnāt compulsory here, just enrolment.Ā
If somebody wants to make voting difficult, what they mean is that they are afraid people who will vote if itās made more accessible wonāt vote for them.Ā
Automatic registration and compulsory voting now.
Black Widow, Maria Hill, and Laura Barton in Vanity Fairās Holiday Issue
New cosplay goals
A great thread to read
galactic meme culture in star wars
bottoms up and the sith lord laughs
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Dicks out for han solo
the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster
DONTš CALL šYOURSELF šA šREBEL šIF šYOU šHAVENT šPERSONALLY šBLOWN šUP šTHE šDEATH šSTARš
order 66: executed
the jedi: dead
dicks: out
THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY
āThe Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!ā - @realSheevSPalpatine
All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us
want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.
Hello Naughty Younglings Itās Murder Time
if you canāt handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you donāt deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.
does Luke Skywalker is gay?
Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?
Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.
Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-
midichlorians are the power house of the jedi
Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers
They crave that mineral
get you a man who can do both
my name is Luk and wen its nite R2 run off Sand Ppl fite Old Ben find me then I run hom Owen and Beru now smoky bonz
āaverage sith lord have 3 lightsabersā Ā factoid actualy just statistical error. average sith lord have 1 lightsaber. General Grievous, who lives in castle & loots over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
some people???????execute order 66?????????? to cope????????????
I love my stormtroopers. The way they just [clenches fist] o shit o noā
I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
omg!! omg
Forever reblog.
Heaven let your eent shine down.
SOUND ON.

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your 20's be like
me: nvm I'm totally nailing this adult thing
*new problem appears*
me: W H A T IN T H E F U C K
Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was likeā¦the end all, be all of special effects?
not gonna lie that still looks intimately real
Iām still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really,Ā reallyĀ holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.
Fucking witchcraft, man.Ā
fucking look at this shit though
Literally see this post flying around with a few different responses added to the bottom each time so Iāll say it for this one myself:
THEY ACTUALLY BUILT A GIANT MASSIVELY DETAILED FUCKING ANIMATRONIC T-REX FOR ALL OF THIS THATāS WHY THE EFFECTS ARE SO GOOD. CAUSE IT AINāT CGI. AND IT AINāT GUY IN A COSTUME. ITāS A BIG FUCKING ROBOT DINOSAUR. AND EVERY PART IS DESIGNED TO MOVE. IT COST LIKE HALF THE BUDGET OF THE FILM.
amazing
And they had the film it in small increments, especially in the outdoor scenes, because the rain fall kept soaking into the āskinā of the rex and would slow down and mess up its movements. So they would stop filming and have a crew out there drying off this massive, fake dinosaur, and then theyād start filming again until it was too wet. Repeat until the end of the scene.
They used animatronics and detailed costumes for most if not all of the dinosaurs in the first movie.
The triceratops for instance, was also animatronic.
And the raptors were dudes in suits. I shit you not.
One of my favorite anecdotes Iāve read on tumblr is how the t-rex robot from Jurassic park would malfunction while it was drying out. How did it malfunction, you might wonder?
Motherfucker randomly started moving.
So apparently if you were on the jp set you would sometimes hear people screaming bloody murder even though they were all well aware that it was a giant animatronic puppet and wouldnāt actually, you know, eat them.
(link to said post about malfunctioning t-rex)
Did not know this, had to reblog for awesome movie history insights.
So, I knew about the animatronics bit but I did not know the raptors were guys in suits and the malfunctioning t-rex sounds terrifying.
And i just googled malfunctioning t-rex and was not disappointed. Apparently in order to put the skin on over the steel frame a guy had to crawl inside the t-rex while it was turned on and glue the skin down. And if somebody turned the t-rex off or the power went out the guy in the t-rex stood a very real chance of getting mangled and killed by the hydraulics.
So of course, the power goes out.
And this guy is still in there gluing the skin down.
Apparently the way to survive getting sheered to death by huge sheets of metal while youāre inside a giant t-rex robot is to curl into a ball and hope for the best.
And this guy hoped for the best and got it.
Some other people on stage pried open the t-rex jaws and glue guy crawled out of its mouth and was totally okay.
This is getting better and better.
I think they only had like 6 minutes of CGI
Iām just waiting for the T-Rex to come to life and leave its stand.
@spinosaurus-the-fisher is this the kind of content you love?
Realism comes at a cost, it seems.
i mean ok but why has nobody posted this:
Itās a three piece raptor suit.
Old movies had the best special effects
The thing about this that gets my special effects nerd going is the fact that EVERY single dinosaur was sculpted by artists based on the current existent archeological evidence of the time.
@jurassicparkandrecreation
@shepfax
Even better than that, this movie ADVANCED our best understanding of dinosaurs at the time. Ā They were blowing out a budget bigger than anything Hollywood had ever seen, and along with employing almost the last hurrah of incredible physical FX, they had a bank of those newfangled digital SFX computers. Ā Nobodyād ever really created convincing dinosaurs in a movie before. Ā Itād all been stop-motion animation, and even when the models were exquisitely crafted, you could just tell there was something OFF about them. Ā Spielberg wanted THE BEST DINOSAURS EVER, and he figured on using the cutting edge of digital modeling and animation technology to build them for him.
So they got hold of some of the best paleontologists they could find and said,Ā āWe want you guys to take this tech that your labs could pretty much never afford and use it to build us the most realistic, accurate dinosaur models the world has ever seen.ā
The paleontologists knew an opportunity when it bit them in the ass. Ā They plugged in everything they knew about dinosaurs, all the skeletons and their best guesses about soft tissue and all that. Ā And when theyād created those dinosaur models, they had the computer start moving them as they realistically would with anatomy like that. Ā One guy took a look at those walking t-rexes and velociraptors (really utahraptors, but whatevs, fam), and he said,Ā āWait a minute, Iāve seen movement like that before.ā
He called up film of a chicken walking. Ā Everyone in the room said,Ā āHoly shit.ā
Prior to 1989, the idea that birds were descended from dinosaurs existedāwe knew about archaeopteryx, we knew there was some minor connection thereābut the idea that DINOSAURS LIVE IN THE MODERN WORLD AND THEY ARE CALLED BIRDS was not pre-eminent. Ā Jurassic Park changed our scientific understanding of dinosaurs.
That paleontologistsād be Kevin Padian. Who is awesome.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevin_Padian
This post just gets better and better with time