Canonsensical

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

You're not supposed to get what you want, man. Since when do we get what we deserve. The one thing I want...is something I know I can't have. Since when is life about getting what you want? I'm just well fed. The big empty. Because inside, you're already dead. I know who you love. You don't think you deserve to be saved. I wish I couldn't feel a damn thing. I heard your prayer. I only wish he felt the same way. The very touch of you corrupts. Everything you've ever done, the good and the bad, you've done for love. The best part is, I don't care that I don't care. You're not a person. I guess I'm not the man either of our dads wanted me to be. I didn't deserve what he put on me. That's not who I am. We lost everything...and you're gonna bring him back. Cas, I need you. Don't do this, cas. [OMITTED] [OMITTED] [OMITTED]

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

Maybe the cup needs a bit of time to rest and refill?

Maybe the cup needs to lock the fuck in???

admittedly i know little of the subject but one would think, at 45 years of age, he would be a ryan goose by now

i’m so glad goncharov happened pre ai slop era

#weird way to describe 1973 but i guess it’s accurate

the thing about heavy handed symbolism is that sometimes. it's fun.

i do think it's quite funny that both sam and dean got pulled into the it's a terrible life scenario but zachariah really only did it for dean. sam was already playing his part, no need to manipulate him. he's just along for the ride i guess.

The narrative forcing Dean to parent boys (Sam, Ben, Jack) and making the girls disappear (Krissy, Emma, Claire) like…?

What if I add that the boys are forcing this dynamics (Sam never really tries to get out of the parentification, Ben parent-traps his mom and Dean after their break-up, Jack decides to copycat Dean and seeks his approval at day 2) while the girls are trying to do their best on their own?

wait I have one more story. there's a group of anti-abortion protesters who often set up by the Ethiopian cafe I hang out in, and when I was waiting to cross one of them held up an aborted fetus sign and said "how does this make you feel?" and I said "hungry", and then I was so satisfied by my own cleverness that I missed the lights and stepped off the sidewalk into oncoming traffic

emperor kuzco was clearly gay

hes 19, with unlimited power, and he ain’t got a gf. the only time we see him interact with any women his own age is when he’s rejecting like 7 of them rapid fire. he pretends to date pacha in a gag that lasts like 10 solid minutes. listen to me god damnit

holy shit read the article. it’s worth it and completely batshit

World Heritage Post

i know it's unlikely, but the concept of robbie thompson ben hur-ing jensen about the destiel parallels in spnwin (specifically as they relate to or indicate anything about dean) is incredibly funny to me so i simply have to entertain it for a moment. jensen having to find out through danneel scrolling twitter next to him and showing him all the tweets. cue jensen texting robbie et tu brute