Eternally Sleepy Trash Mammal

croissant sandwich always remind me of giving head to a baddie w/ eczema

𝑇𝑐ℎ... 𝑊ℎ𝑎𝑡𝑠𝑣𝑒𝑟...

Buran Orbiter

Okay and the left one?

dogy

Domestic dog (Canis familiaris), more specifically of the Borzoi breed.

The other one is an airplain I think

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don't fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

turns out i am gay

holy shit how’d this alpaca learn how to type

Diversity win! The alpaca is gay!

he was a llama

a llama?! he’s supposed to be dead!

@hellsite-hall-of-fame i think this deserves to be here

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

I think instrumence should be free for those who are pure of heart

u should be able to put ur hand down and let the instrument sniff u and if it smells a beautiful quality in ur heart and spirit that's ur instrument now. stray tumpet follow you home.. bwaa

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear