Eternally Sleepy Trash Mammal

Wait what the fuck is going on in wrestling right now

TIL that in medieval times trebuchets were sometimes used during tournaments to bombard the watching ladies with roses, and there is something so inherently comedic about this to me. picture me blasting roses at my lover's window with the force of a battlefield assault to win her hand

[ID from Alt: Digital art of a sleeping white-haired horse with a pink and blue quilt and a brown teddy bear. The background is periwinkle blue. End ID]

i appear to have infected 14k people with the phrase "sniling so sneetly". it makes me grin. snile, even. perhaps sneetly

But this is genuinely a shitty act against humanity.

big fan of the way moles sit in dirt with their arms out like they’re in a hot tub