Unsound Thoughts

The rest of my brain: "???"

"I'm sorry but--" *peck* "--no, you're a--" *peckpeck* "--chicken. Why dont you--" *peckpeckpeck* "--LET ME SAVE YOUR LIFE!!!"

~Cryptography 101

Ive spent about 10 years struggling through college, but for the passed few semesters taking classes online has made things so much easier for my ADD brain. Bored? Do some squats or streaching. I used to struggle with morning classes and IBS (Medication side effect), now I can attend lecture from the restroom if I want. Hell, the other day I took a quiz and a bath at the same damned time! Even if I have to miss a lecture I can watch the recording later and not miss out on the material. I think even after we're through this pandemic the online option should remain available for those who learn better in a more free-form environment

What a strange night. I suppose Tumblr is still alive. Anyway, here's some sleeping cats so I dont have to look at the timelines.

Inquiring Minds

They were out to kill him, he did know why. Two minutes and 33 seconds prior Levi was stuck picking between teeth whitening strips (there is a consumer review for anything in this information era), and picking at a scab just below his left temple. Some subconscious part of Levi was worried that his habit of scab-picking was a factor in his receding hairline, a thought which his subconscious optimistically set aside in it's own subconscious to along with several dozen identical thoughts (completely unbeknownst to his conscious mind) to deal with later. There was a certain romance in the "deal with later" file of the subconscious mind of Levi Holder; so much wasted optimism for someone with none to waste. Later that same tragic optimism would reflect on this day and the free whitening strips as a win, despite the loss of his right hand. He was left handed, after all.

A Range of Fucked Up Shit