Electra Heart

Worry about it kitten

sorry for bitching and whining. unfortunately i have to or else ill start killing and eating people instead

luv how male animals gotta fucking dance around and cry and shit for female attention and sex. and then men irl complain about fat women and body hair like get on ur fucking knees and beg me actually

like these tarantulas dude?? the male has to tap out a rhythm she likes and if she doesn’t?? she’ll literally eat him.

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

laptop overheating?? pour water on it to cool it down!

i trusted you

Do not trust people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

google search how to make someone explode

I both want to experience everything life has to offer and never leave my house ever again

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

ask not for whom the bell tolls, I don,t fucking knoww

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

Basically i like when theres pillows and blankets

Fuuuuck dude I got drunk last night and tried to take down the villain on my own and now he’s texting me some ‘I’m the only one allowed to defeat you’ shit bro what do I do

Man he just yelled ‘I want him alive’ to his goons, it’s so over.