having a normal one applying for jobs rn
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having a normal one applying for jobs rn

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spider man would have a tumblr i think
he made a tumblr account back when it was more normal for celebrities to be on tumblr and just never deleted it. nobody believes that it's the real actual spider man but it is. long time followers are like no no he's posted proof here are the receipts. occasionally he shows up on posts where he's mentioned to jumpscare people.
wait do you think so
Got fed up with my coworkers taking things out of my desk and not returning them so I decided to just lock it when I'm away and it turns out that there was half a key broken off in the lock, and the key they did give me doesn't even go to this desk.
totally different key. what the fuck.
I absorbed my first nutrient at age 26 it’s never too late ya’ll
They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
they should make chatgpt automatically redirect to coolmathgames so you can actually fucking learn something

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"dni if you engage with irredeemable media! dni to kill a mockingbird stans" ok well CLEARLY you have never read to kill a mockingbird if you think it's irredeemable media and also having a book that was published in 1960 on your dni stan list is kinda ridiculous actually
i literally do not think any of you have ever read a book published before the 2000s before in your entire life
#'Dni if you've read to kill a mockingbird' what's is this the Florida banned books list #Who r u Ron DeSantis
#can somwone pleasw provide context to whatever the fuck op is referring to
You really buried the lede by only mentioning To Kill a Mockingbird
so the museum...
awesome morning in awesome nation-state:
-- tried to get insulin; had to pay out of pocket because former employer fucked up paperwork and never told me. and health insurance is tied to employment in the US. and diabetes meds aren't subsidized.
-- bike by city center, cops doing their morning scolding/intimidation of the two dozen homeless people that sleep near the steps/entrance of federal courthouse since city outlawed them from laying/sitting elsewhere
-- guy on bus watching insta clips of based-fascist vtubers
-- had to fill-out annual department hire paperwork at HR at school, there's a printed-out sign that says something about "the US Department of Homeland Security now REQUIRES that blah blah blah" with a big scary emblem
-- returning paperwork to counter, HR is like "you didn't fill out a SELECTIVE MILITARY SERVICE sheet?" and i was like "but i'm legally female at state/fed level?" in half-jest because may as well fill it out to avoid government scrutiny, and she's like "but you weren't always?" (how sure are you?) and i'm like "well i'm over 26 years of age" and she's like "well just to be safe" and then i was like "is there anything else the US Department of Homeland Security and/or armed forces would like from me?" but i was too deadpan for joke to land and she just went "i don't know?"
-- sit down to fill out some docs and a new foreign student is being guided through paperwork by an HR person. student is from Vietnam. he asks if he can claim a dependent for taxes. HR person is like "why, aren't you alone?" and he's like "i have nine-month-old daughter and a wife?" and she's like "oh well as a migrant here for under [x amount] of years, your wife and child don't technically count as dependents, so no"
-- biking to campus through super-sanitized "progressive" neighborhood. home with fancy landscaping obviously calculated to superficially appear somewhat in synch with local region landscape yet all shrubs/flowers actually from Europe and team of four guys just unloading pesticides all over the manicured yard (right next to "natural area" hiking trailhead)
-- frown and turn head other direction, directly across street and a cop is parked at the curb just sitting in driver's seat giggling and watching shit on his phone in like a giant military-esque black SUV
the most sexual emotion a man can feel is fear
Now why would Tumblr user twinktorturer say something like this
(stumbling out of the document covered in blood) ok i wrote 100 words

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i’m gonna start talking about shaving the way homophobes talk about being gay. i don’t care what you do in the privacy of your own home but leave me out of it. i also dont think children should see it on tv
me when i recommend something to someone and they end up not liking it
hate it when people call ada lovelace the first female programmer, when in reality she was the first programmer ever. she wrote programs for a machine before it was ever constructed
Ada Lovelace was the first programmer and Charles Babbage was the first male programmer.
you’re jerking off and suddenly my leitmotif starts playing

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give it up for another 70 years of goo
Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending