Wallflowers and Poppycock

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

I have a headache because I'm a bad person

nobody else doing it like me. particularly because the way i’m doing it is needlessly difficult

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

Social isolation summer

i feel like i never grew out of my Awkward Phase like damn this is just my life now

Everything used to be 20 dollars and now that I finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars

am I unforgivable or is it just wednesday

you and your dreadful little polycule haven't seen the last of me