monster hunter…

i hope my mutuals that have monster hunter are winning at whatever you have to do in that game

the title really throws you for a loop huh

im stupit i admit to that

Am I missing extremely important context

Sounds like you should've fucked the hint guy

do you want to play dead bodies with me

floats along your dash face down and quiet and cold

mr. beast in 2008

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

lot of people on this site keep making yaoi and fujoshi jokes but the yaoi in question they post about are just those guys from 911 or whatever... this is stolen valour. you haven't even read yarichin bitch club

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

Reincarnated In Meet N Fuck Kingdom — But I'm Asexual !! • Volume 1: I Seriously Don't Give A Damn About Elfen Breast Milk

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

They say that sudden, intense cravings for very specific foods are usually a sign of a vitamin deficiency. If so, that I'm presently making myself french toast, scrambled eggs, and a bacon and cheese sandwich at 11:45 PM must mean the vitamin I'm missing is grease.

I cross-posted this to Bluesky and got followed by a bunch of folks with blog headers clarifying which exact flavour of Christianity they adhere to because they thought I was making a hashtag-relatable post about cheating on your diet. Now we get find out how many of them are also comfortable with posts about werewolf cock.