nobodys paying attention to me so im going to microwave forks and knives

Cooking horror game where you play as a cook working in the galley of a ship in the 1800s. There’s some kind of supernatural nautical horror story going on in the background but you barely notice this because you spend all day cooking in the galley.

As the game goes on you have to cook for fewer and fewer people but their orders--and the ingredients they bring you--become increasingly unhinged

thats not a fag thats a canvasser for clean water action

this is like the boy version of “this is the butchest girl twitter can handle before they start getting scared.” that is a masc guy wearing a daisy pin

Turn based sex. Take as long as you need to think of a strategy.

HINT: his pussy is weak to fire magic.

Pepper spray his pussy

Do not.

dont look at my fucking boner when we fight

Reblog if you are Gaymer

doctor tells me to pee in a cup, looks at it, says “gross” and pours it out

American healthcare

my thirsty ass could never do a pee test

Sometimes it’s not our turn to talk.

RIP

amy had the mean dropkick