Gold And Greed

hearing a beloved friend say the words 'can i be mean for a sec' is like watching an angel descend from the heavens and kiss you on the forehead

I have multiple dead horses that I beat regularly

fuck due dates i wish nothing was ever due

except babies. sorry to all newborns for this insensitive post.

My toxic trait is that no matter what I need three hours to myself at the end of the day to do absolutely nothing.

tshirt that says i love the endless self torture actually

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

phineas and ferb heritage post

Asunder is basically the most classic way to be torn, and if you're looking to be cleft, in twain is a vintage but stunning choice

Love having consent to send mutuals nsfw content. Reblog if your mutuals have consent to send you nsfw content.

april fools in a few weeks. who will ask me to be their fool

imagine hating me and i’m just genuinely failing in life professionally, socially and spiritually

idek what to do when i’m in a good mood. like okay