Drunk Bitch Hierarchy of Needs
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

oozey mess
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Misplaced Lens Cap

romaā
One Nice Bug Per Day
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
occasionally subtle

PR's Tumblrdome
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
d e v o n

@theartofmadeline

Andulka
Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
Today's Document
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Drunk Bitch Hierarchy of Needs

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Phineas and Ferb - Season Four - āMy Sweet Rideā
ok but this literally adhd
the d in adhd stands for doofenshmirtz
Attention Deficit Heinz Doofenshmirtz
DORA AND THE LOST CITY OF GOLD dir. James Bobin, 2019
Thereās so much chaotic energy here
every time a scene like this would show up, the guy behind me in the movie theater would yell back in response.
but i wasnāt mad. i wasnāt even breathing. because i was laughing too hard
this is LITERALLY the funniest promotional piece that anyone has ever made for a tv show or movie ever
The best part is the story behind it. After Edgar Wright stormed off the project, this movie almost got canceled. It took Peyton Reed literally finishing it with his crew in a single year, and Paul Rudd contributing on the writing to get it done within the deadline. And apparently, because they had to rush production ON a reduced budget no less, the effects werenāt even close to done by the time they had to put out Trailers and TV spots, and most of what was finished, or near done, had to be used in the theatrical spots. So Rudd and Douglas here supposedly came up with this idea, on the spot, as it would at least get people talking and avoid reusing too many of the same shots.
They accidentally hit the precise vein of our generationās comedy
This is one of my favorite clips of anything ever
How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

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I donāt have a hard time believing this.
Crows are smart as fuck I donāt even begin to doubt the veracity of these stories
A crow perched on a shrine boarder bowed back to me once while I was living in Japan. I was in laughing hysterics and a bit freaked out all the rest of the way home. Crows are fantastic and terrifying.
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I nose-breathed way too hard at this one

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Gnomeo and Juliet AU where theyāre humans living in 14th century Italy
donāt ever call me op. you will address me by my full name
obert pobert
obiwan penobi
Me: goodnight moon
Moon: I cannot sleep, for each fragment of dream is but a tease for fleeting moments that can never be
Me: alright
I laughed way too hard at this
in case anyone is looking through the notes trying to find the original artist itās will mcphail !! feel free to check out his site but also here are some other things he made too !!
OOOHHH CLICK ON THAT LINK THIS GUY IS FUCKING GREAT
HOLY SHIT
this guy GETS IT

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I had no idea that chickens could?? float?? or swim??? I donāt know why Iāve never thought of chickens as buoyant. I never picture chickens anywhere near water. what else have I been missing
C'est les swimming poules
Reblogging for the pun and the pun alone
theres like a guarantee that if someoneās url ends inĀ ācourseā orĀ ādiscourseā theyre an asshole
oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please
please have these