Land of Boredom and Mischief

Pjackk is literally not a lesbian he has so many posts about having sex with men. Polish men at that.

he believes himself to be an ancient greek poet

In hindsight, it was my fault for assuming that my recollection of bad* [tumblr]* posts was in any way typical.

Obama after drinking a ton of electrolytes to cure his dehydration: now let me pee clear

Ugh who closed last night, twisted amalgamations of flesh and fur are everywhere 😑 🧹

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

the true lgbt ally was that person that published the first naruto/sasuke fanfiction on ffnet in fucking 2001

the dad kept buying it tho. #ally

i test superpowers on my youtube channel. i have every power but no divine calling or moral ambition so instead its just speople send in power ideas and i review them. they will say something like "wifi enabled breasts" and i will try it out and say 2/5 kinda tingle. they will say "power to duplicate and command mice. i try it and say 4/5 my mouses army pleasant softness make me feel content. they say "deep fry and consume your own arms". i say thats not really a power,. but ok. 3/5. and thats the episode that blow ups. now im famous for arms and all my new suggestions are eating different body parts. i could ignore them but the money is too good. i try the normal ideas like jump really high but nobody watches. and i cant just make new money with a power bc nobody suggested that plus i have a deep respect for the economy. cry in my youtube mansion full of mice and i always smell like oil

you really gotta give him credit: not a lot of guys look as much like Adrian Tchaikovsky, preeminent science fiction author of the decade, as Adrian Tchaikovsky looks like Adrian Tchaikovsky

(sweating nervously) (opening a private browser window) (whipping my head around to make sure nobody is watching) (shakily typing into my search bar) bunnies playing