A lesbian who loves magpies

The funniest thing about season 3 of Bridgerton is the tonal shift between Cressida’s scenes and everyone else’s. Homegirl is fighting for her life in a genuine horror movie while everyone else is flitting about in a rom com.

Colin being all protective and “I will fix it for you” then coming back like “well I’ve actually made it so much worse” in true bridgerton fashion. I know it’s a serious situation but, absolutely hilarious

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

the last coral snake fatality in florida that I could find was due to the person who died trying to kill it, as a note

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED NOT TO THROW HIM BUT I WAS IN A HURRY

Weirdest day of that copperhead's life

there’s a very popular holiday about it, in fact

Wait wait they are saying its okay to sexualize Jesus and no one else

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall

"Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall." - This is a raw line.

being younger than everyone else on this site is so funny because someone will be like "anyone remember the glinky glork" and i look up the glinky glork and it happened when i was 2

"where were you at dashcon" i was learning my abcs 👶

parents got a new cat they named lord montague and this morning i heard my dad in the other room say "i would have to advise against that decision, my lord" followed by a crashing sound