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A honey-sweet lad, but don't let the attitude and offers fool you, he will make a "medicinal substance" outta you when you least expect it

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Once upon a time I worked in this little burger/coffee/ice cream shop and a lady came in one winter and asked if we had a caramel apple drink and we were like ‘well we have cider’ and she was like ‘no I don’t remember what it’s called but this place made a drink that was chai tea, apple cider, and caramel’ and Breezy offered to try and make something for her but she changed her mind and left so Breezy and I were like ‘alright let’s try this’ because we had chai tea, instant cider mix, a shit ton of caramel, instant hot water from the espresso and too much free time.
And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.
I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’
Anyway I remember literally nothing else about that woman but I’m very grateful to her.
for anyone wondering about proportions/etc here’s op’s answer from the repiles:
@gaslightgallows I feel this would be relevant to your interests.
I don’t like caramel but I can vouch for hot chaider being amazing.
Deareat @simonalkenmayer I feel like this is relevant to your interests.
Also, I do something like this in the crock pot with the overly sweet Growers Pumpkin Apple Cider, chai spices, cloves, a bit of orange juice, and some super dry Pinot Grigio.
Mix, heat, and serve on a nippy night best spent cuddled under blankets with a book.
My friend, you have essentially backward engineered a wonderful winter drink from the Stuart period.
White sack wine, cider, spices (clove, cinnamon, nutmeg, mace, ginger) tea, sugar, and if you want it authentic, a bit of cream or whipped egg. All this is brought together in a low temperature and then stewed for a time. It can also be “pulled”, a process in which one “stirs” the concoction by using a ladle and pouring it repeatedly from high in the air. Makes it foamy and frothy.
Serve warm.
On a cold night, this is a delightful thing. Believe it or not, we also used to make it with a stout beer instead of wine. For a darker richer flavor.
One Black Tea Bag, One Cup Apple Juice, 2tsp butter, 2tsp brown sugar, cloves, cinnamon, nutmeg, and ginger to taste will also accomplish something similar (just melt the butter and brown sugar together and whisk them around a pan a bit - don’t bother making proper caramel) Make your faux-caramel then you add the apple juice and then the rest; heat it up to a boil then turn off the heat, drop the tea bag in and let it steep for 3 minutes, serve with gingersnaps.
Nothing better than tumblr recipe posts
Two parts apple cider, one part vanilla smirnoff, one part caramel smirnoff. Tastes like a caramel apple, goes down like juice, and gets you all the way fucked up
Can I interest anyone in some lightning babies
sketches that are either too lazy to finish, or they are just sketches 2020-2021 oOf (I’m sorry that at the moment I can’t draw anything but adoptables. This year I am very depressed because of the death of my father ,_, )
Tfw you live in a makeshift café in an abandoned lighthouse in the middle of the desert and serve your few and far between customers poison.
But you look pretty so it's okay.

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Okay, I saw this on TikTok, and I have to say I feel 💯% better about my chubby self after this. My dude... Bless You!
Hopefully it helps others like me feel better about their thick, life saving thighs, too!😆
@angryschnauzer @nuggsmum @loricameback God does not sleep on a pillow so soft yassssss
bless this man
Image description/transcript: a thin white man with a beard is in front of a door. The screen says “Paying for tinder gold to see who likes you.”
He says: “Well let’s see what’s behind this door.” He opens the door and the phantom of the opera soundtrack plays with a spooky sound that denotes the phantom. The screen says “fat girls.” He then says “Nooooo...” and closes it
The camera cuts and a thin Black man is now in the frame. He says: Move stupid, get out of my way!
An off-screen voice says: Bro you’re a chubby chaser?
The Black man says, with a look of disgust: chubby chaser? motherfucker, I am a chubby whisperer. a chubby hunter. My pronouns are moto/moto. [his expression changes to one of reverence] have you not heard the news? first off thick thighs save lives and I will be fucking immortal. second off have you ever watched anime with a big girl? there are three snacks there: the ones you brought, the ones she brought, and her. and I guarantee there’s enough left for seconds. there’s a reason we call them party size. And third of all, have you ever hugged a big girl? every part—every part of them is squishy. God himself does not sleep on a pillow so soft! so soft. [he returns to a look of disgust] and your disdain for them is both ignorant and foolish. you’re a clooooown! [he now opens the door with a look of delight] now if you’ll excuse me— I’m comin’ baby!
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MY PRONOUNS?
ARE MOTO/MOTO
fr comms I’ve done over the past couple months!
first two dragons belong to ssevora#8568, third belongs to breathe#192868, fourth to cassaroz#580028
My gf commissioned me for this redraw :D the original (bottom image) is from early 2018, so the redraw (top image) is a nice example of how my skill has grown and my style has evolved.
I’ve been taking commissions pretty consistently since late 2018, and fulfilled at least a couple hundred orders in these 3 years. Wild!

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@xxdemonicheartxx I am absolutely OBSESSED with the hybrids in this post so I had 2 sketch em out in a frenzy
Yodel’s gijinka! He’s unique among the faction leaders for being, comparatively, kind of scrawny. He makes up for his physical weakness with magic; something that no one else has managed to do, as mages are rare in (my version of) Dragonhome. He’s also great and I love him.
flaxen basic is KING
0721 - FR tea obelisk Ruse
Another of my #FlightRising dragons. This sweet lady is named Ruse, and she brought out those cookies just for you. Would you like some tea with that?~
recent chibi commission on fr ! first time doing a couple :’)

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why is this man im drawing making me -pleading emoji but like samsung pleading emoji-
Glorious!