Cake's Rising

And let me tell you it was delightful. It tastes like watching the leaves changing color and dancing in the wind. It tastes like picking out pumpkins and gourds and fresh apples at the farm up north. It tastes like witches and freedom.

I make it every year now and this year I walked in the house on the morning of October first with all the ingredients and shouted ‘FALL DRINK’ and my roommates were like ‘????’ so I made them Fall Drink and now every time they get home from work they’re like ‘Fall Drink pls?????’

Also, I do something like this in the crock pot with the overly sweet Growers Pumpkin Apple Cider, chai spices, cloves, a bit of orange juice, and some super dry Pinot Grigio.

White sack wine, cider, spices (clove, cinnamon, nutmeg, mace, ginger) tea, sugar, and if you want it authentic, a bit of cream or whipped egg. All this is brought together in a low temperature and then stewed for a time. It can also be “pulled”, a process in which one “stirs” the concoction by using a ladle and pouring it repeatedly from high in the air. Makes it foamy and frothy. 

Serve warm.

Tfw you live in a makeshift café in an abandoned lighthouse in the middle of the desert and serve your few and far between customers poison.

Okay, I saw this on TikTok, and I have to say I feel 💯% better about my chubby self after this. My dude... Bless You!

He says: “Well let’s see what’s behind this door.” He opens the door and the phantom of the opera soundtrack plays with a spooky sound that denotes the phantom. The screen says “fat girls.” He then says “Nooooo...” and closes it

The camera cuts and a thin Black man is now in the frame. He says: Move stupid, get out of my way!

An off-screen voice says: Bro you’re a chubby chaser?

The Black man says, with a look of disgust: chubby chaser? motherfucker, I am a chubby whisperer. a chubby hunter. My pronouns are moto/moto. [his expression changes to one of reverence] have you not heard the news? first off thick thighs save lives and I will be fucking immortal. second off have you ever watched anime with a big girl? there are three snacks there: the ones you brought, the ones she brought, and her. and I guarantee there’s enough left for seconds. there’s a reason we call them party size. And third of all, have you ever hugged a big girl? every part—every part of them is squishy. God himself does not sleep on a pillow so soft! so soft. [he returns to a look of disgust] and your disdain for them is both ignorant and foolish. you’re a clooooown! [he now opens the door with a look of delight] now if you’ll excuse me— I’m comin’ baby!

ARE MOTO/MOTO

fr comms I’ve done over the past couple months!

My gf commissioned me for this redraw :D the original (bottom image) is from early 2018, so the redraw (top image) is a nice example of how my skill has grown and my style has evolved.

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