what

there’s a lot of villain archetypes that i find interesting, but truly none of them will ever be as compelling to me as the white haired cunty grandpa villain

#it represents the most dangerous type of human being#an rich white guy whos good at public speaking

God expelling Lucifer from Heaven

I love that whenever a middle eastern country is in peril the united shithole states of fucking america suddenly becomes a bastion of lgbt rights that all other countries must live up to or they deserve being bombed

the united shithole states of fucking america where the homeless population is half LGBT youth

There is no shared white history. Europeans all hated each other from the first settlers up until the 1500s. No Italian has even fucking heard the word “Odin” until long after (”white”) christian missionaries nearly eradicated that religion. If  you and I are both white than our ancestors probably fucking hated each other. Hell, if you’re a white mutt like me, various roots of your own family tree fucking hated each other and considered each other foreign savage barbarians. The only thing that unifies the white race is skin color and privilege, and neither of those things fill me with any kind of pride.

I’m going to refute this later, but I’m in the middle of changing a flat tire.

rb to get him indicted for war crimes

Mmmmmm so what I'm hearing is that Mrs Hillary Rodham Clinton may be available soon? Interesting....

The last addition felt like getting hit by a train

i think its very silly when animals have a ass

John Lennon and Yoko Ono

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.