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shaniae-rising

What year is this

kazooz

There’s so much more going on with this picture and it’s making me absolutely flip my lid over just how ridiculous it is. So this is from the game “Flight Rising,” which is basically a really cool and on-going virtual pet game that’s basically Neopets, but with DRAGONS. It’s pretty neat. The highlight of this game is that the dragons are all customizable, have their own unique set of genes, and there’s also a breeding aspect. Depending on the type of dragon, there’s a different “cool-down time” in which you can breed these dragons, which can range waiting anywhere between 15 to 35 consecutive days. REAL LIFE DAYS. You can’t manually adjust the clock on your computer to accomplish this, only old-fashioned waiting will count. On top of that, you have to manually click an “incubate” button on the brooding dragon’s nest 5 days in a row in order to successfully hatch a nest of eggs on the sixth day. And depending on the type of dragons you breed, you might only get 1-5 eggs, with a maximum cap of 4 eggs per clutch if the mating dragons are of the same breed. Getting 5 eggs in a single clutch is so uncommon, that there’s even an in-game achievement for it.

And this is the thing that gets me: all of these dragons are offspring from the same parent dragon, so in order to accomplish this, they not only had to write all of the lyrics in the song correctly AND assign the correct lyrics to each individual dragon baby based on hatching order, they also had to potentially WAIT upwards of an ENTIRE MONTH OR MORE between *each and every* hatching, in small batches of 1-5 dragons AT A TIME, in order to write the full lyrics. The amount of patience and sheer dedication to perfectly execute something of this precise level is absolutely phenomenal. ALL OF THIS, FOR A FUNNY SONG ABOUT LLAMAS FROM A SILLY, ANCIENT FLASH VIDEO FROM THE VINTAGE YEAR OF 2004 DEVIANTART MEMES.

Just… bless the internet.

vaiyamagic

I just searched for one of these dragons and found out the parents’ names are AlbinoBlackSheep and Newgrounds!!

vaiyamagic

I was thinking about this again, because it’s so funny and so stupid, I love it.

Anyway, the breeding cooldown for the parents is 15 days, so it’s the shortest cooldown they can have, and the dragons are different breeds, so the 5 egg nest is possible. All of the children on this list have been exalted, which essentially means they’ve been taken out of the game, no one can own them anymore, so they can never be renamed, and the list remains pure.

airris-fr

What is your Flight Rising bad habit?

hungrytundras

not playing

#also not playing

battlelisk

Mawli, gentle and curious, apprenticing under her mother, Cercette

I’m on a permababy kick lol.. if you want your own little aether from this pair, check out my sales tab!

#very pretty!#strife specibus: queuekind

kiriatifr

wait is it Spongy Spingy like "thingy" or does the G in spingy also make a J sound

kiriatifr

The tooltip for the Featherfoot Spingy gives the plural "spingies" which implies it's a J sound in the singular as well and that I've been mentally pronouncing it wrong this entire time

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wait is it Spongy Spingy like "thingy" or does the G in spingy also make a J sound

zeniths-fr

long overdue adopts for starfeather!

#strife specibus: queuekind

quinnrising

tfw u spend 1kg+ changing a dragon just because of an accent

#strife specibus: queuekind

bonusdragons

June 21, 2026:

Violet Secondary, Obelisk, Runes.

Reah of Kiriati's clan!

avalonianrising

@kiriatifr Look look!!

kiriatifr

OMG!!!!

#ahh ty for tagging me!!

heckling-hydrena

I love it when fr releases a cool new bbcode tag because for a beautiful moment I get to pretend that I'll actually use it for something as if my dragon bios aren't barren & my skin shop isn't abandoned

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y’all, weak: OMG! It’s 6/12, happy birthday Karkat!!!

me, smart:

Happy birthday, Naomi!

alldragonsaregood

Happy 13th birthday Naomi

ciphers-fr

🥄 hungryhungrysnappers Follow

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my crepe

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jellyfish?

🌿 canopychefoffical Follow

you want jellyfish?

🌿 canopychefoffical Follow

you want fucking jelly fish?

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ingredience

heckling-hydrena

canopy crepes super rare secret customer

elodieunderglass

Can you re-describe your flight rising lying story? I’m afraid I don’t know it and I can’t find it on your blog anywhere

Ah sorry you can’t find anything on this blog! But when I tricked Flight Rising, it was about birthday dragons.

At some point before the 2millionth dragon was born, I noticed that dragons were being hatched with IDs like 19890902. That’s a birthday!

So naturally I went and submitted a post on the anonymous tumblr confession blog DramaRising, where unhappy people complained about dragons. This was my only post on this blog, which I did not even follow or read. I simply went in to a random dive bar, dropped an explosive, and left.

The post was something like, “I’ve just found my birthday dragon. Be sure to get yours quick!” I believe there was no further explanation of what a birthday dragon even was? I was just momentarily possessed of a spirit of mischief.

Carnage ensued.

Everyone assumed that it was an established new trend, and they were FRANTIC to secure theirs. They posted their birthdays online, threads sprang up, and there was a surge in activity. Cheeky people were exalting birthday dragons to the great woe of the dozens of players sharing these birthdays.

Eventually one of the mods posted that it was now dragon-illegal to post a dragon ID with reference to it being a birthday.

Many of the threads have been deleted, but for example in 2018 people were still talking about it.

Here’s a Reddit thread in which a better historian than myself recalled them selling for 20 million coins.

Nobody could figure out how the trend had started … but by the time they were chasing their birthday dragon, it was already well under way. The trend was a trend! It was trending! It made sense! You only had one chance (or two, if you used USA/UK style dates) to get it, you were competing with others, it was unique and random and could never be repeated… the conditions were perfect for a wild frenzy. It was very funny and good.

There is another punchline: I do not own my own birthday dragon. Someone else has it. It would have been SMART to secure my own birthday dragon before setting off an illegal stock market surge in birthday dragons, but i did not, because…

… i have never cared very much about dragon IDs.

lmao

#i remember this #i still have mine #someone sent me a pm once asking to buy her #i declined

sandeeesketches

comm for @/Lane on FR!

#strife specibus: queuekind

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schnuzrising

woman and her orb #HerOrb

#strife specibus: queuekind

My other main Pawborough thought is that people should play FelisFire

#i'm not seriously knocking pb because it is still in early open beta #but i do also think a lot of what people want from pb for a breeding sim is also delivered by FelisFire

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