Instagram Reels is a synthetic opioid similar to fentanyl

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

the genre of conspiracy theory I come across that's like "~They™️~ want you to stop eating meat" is so fucking stupid every single time it's something that is a result of climate change or food companies cutting cost in production which can ALSO be a result of climate change (certain ingredients become harder to obtain and more expensive). like congratulations, you discovered food access and quality is class stratified. under capitalism it always has been! you're just feeling the effects directly for the first time, so it must be a conspiracy.

in the early 21st-century, the “small business” was a sort of small temple run by a local warlord. Patrons could purchase small trinkets and be granted absolution for the sins of their empire. This was called “ethical consumption.”

what world do people imagine their fursonae exist inside of. I love how undefined it is. some people are like "this is my sona Hryàxe, a hybrid dragon with ice powers who has been alive through three astral ages and toppled many kingdoms of men" and someone else is like "this is my sona he's an arctic fox named blurt and hes a barista in Toronto who loves to play mahjong." And then blurt and hryàxe are lovingly having sex on a tropical beach somewhere. and I'm like how'd they get to the beach

free museum trips are wasted on unappreciative middle schoolers. let me go

every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out

When they torture u to insanity and then torture you for being insane 😂😂😂

do u want to play Love eachother forever with me

Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica