LOVE IT, ZADDY

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

Great art, horrible and probably cannon

ok…!

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

IT'S PRIDE MONTH POST JUSTIN MCELROY SAYING "Hm. Kinda faggy."

Happy Kinda Faggy Friday

See the problem with this clip is there is nowhere else but here we can talk about it. On tik tok this would cause 1 month of discourse and Justin mcelroy would block me forever for posting about it. But it's the funniest thing on earth to me. But I can't tell anyone.

under my totalitarian regime being a housewife will not be allowed. you WILL become an accomplished scientist

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware