LOVE IT, ZADDY

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

i really am tickled by the idea of scott hunter being canonically only 3 yrs older than ilya and catching stray after stray for being old. yet also in my mind cliff is fully in his mid 30s when ilya is a rookie and whenever they get drunk together cliff gets emotional and is like “do you think im washed lil bro…..” and ilya is like “NO are you kidding me……you are stud…..just now in your prime…..”

You guys ever see a DNI that makes you break out into laughter and almost cry

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

women's thighs. you agree. reblog.

shane and ilya’s ibiza honeymoon hotel room is literally going to look like the scene in twilight breaking dawn part 1 when bella wakes up and the entire bed is just completely destroyed