Hey Jude but in Spanish

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

theo asking buck at a 118 family dinner if ‘dad’ can read his bedtime story tonight because he does better voices. the mood gets a little somber and buck tries to save it by saying ‘hey, but you liked when i read you that story we picked out yesterday, right bud?’ and theo groans and is like ‘nooo, i like it when dad does it!’ and points at eddie. bc dad is what christopher calls him. buck proceeds to choke on his drink and only recovers after eddie thumps him on the back a handful of times (the madneyhenren group chat is on fire for the rest of the night)

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

Stiles Stilinski, who has developed a rather extraordinary skill of…not lying, per se, but like…working smoothly around the truth, because his dad is the sheriff and his husband comes with a built-in lie detector. What a stressful life. Improvise adapt and overcome bitch

Teen wolf did miss out on the potential comedy of giving the teens some fuckass teen job. Stiles keeps getting in trouble at the donut place for skipping work and for keeping wolfsbane in the fridge and for making out with Derek hale on the hood of a camero in the lot in his uniform, what who said that.

Fanfic writers don't make Stiles angry enough. He is a neurodivergent teenage boy caught in a quite literal revolving door of nightmares, AND his best friend never picks up his damn phone. Let him crash out I beg.