Wee Lopsided Wizard (put me in your mouth)

THE LAST UNICORN (1982)

People should be able to do ad they please, expecailly in occult communities!

Like you should not let others control how you act!

Even in paganism, sometimes you need to be creative of information is lost!

So i believe you should be able to do as you please!

ok awesome

so i have finished a psychological thriller novel, and have begun the process of doing research so i can prepare to query agents. now, my novel has some pretty intense triggers in it, so i am aware it’s a bit of a hard sell– that being said, many agents have a “do not send me your novel if it has these things” list, so that’s what I’m looking for so i don’t accidentally trigger someone.

so i’m going down this list, and i find this agent. their “do not send me” list includes the following: non-consent/sexual violence, age gaps, teacher/student relationships, stalkers, cheating, everyone dies at the end, miscarriage/pregnancy, and abuse masked as love.

okay, cool! everyone has different tolerances for stuff, and it’s perfectly reasonable to not want to be involved with a story that has stuff you’re uncomfortable with. not the agent for me, but good on them for defining their boundaries.

but then i scroll back up and they’re requesting for gothic horror.

excuse me?????????

gothic horror without pregnancy or miscarriage? gothic horror without cheating? without stalking? gothic horror without major character deaths? GOTHIC HORROR WITHOUT ABUSE BEING FRAMED AS LOVE AND THE INTERROGATION OF THAT DYNAMIC?????

HEY CAN I GET A GOTHIC HORROR WITH NOTHING???

Lystrosaurus plush! After the Xmas rush I was finally able to take a little breather from custom orders and make something that I’ve wanted to make for a little while now. I remember being in my Evolution of the Earth class once upon a time and learning about Lystrosaurus fossil distribution helping confirm the existence of Pangea. I also love when the Lystrosaurus knocks into the camera in the BBC’s Walking with Monsters. I’m a sucker for a clumsy mammal-like reptile.

Here's loads of works by title and description

Here's my tag masterlist

Gellert’s New Job — 21k, rated M. Fucked-up mean autistic hypercompetent trans guy is kidnapped and forced into being the new secretary for a 400-yo slutty autistic vampire crime boss with a pregnancy kink and no filter. Dark humour

A Man's Indentures - 14k, rated M. an indentured man is dispatched to serve as personal body guard for a cursed bailiff, who is so enchantingly beautiful that men treat him in the casually violent ways they would ordinarily treat a woman. Exploring misogyny and fucked-up power dynamics and class

Gift for the Wolfmen - 6k, Rated E. 4 werewolf warriors walk into a brothel and proceed to gangbang, cumflate, and impregnate two handy trans men available inside

Hunger At Sea - 7k. Rated E. A Jewish sailor, newly disabled and getting on in his years, is frustrated and angry at the new weaknesses of his body. He meets a man on deck - a vampire, in fact - he once met decades ago in his youth

Confession and Penance - 11k. Rated E. A Catholic workaholic begins to engage in an extracurricular dom/sub-flavoured dynamic with his priest, who desperately wants to dom this guy into improving his general health

Like A Thief and an Assassin - 7k, rated M. A kooky ADHD thief for a secret organisation starts getting flirty with his mean severe and SEXY older handler

Divine Bodies - 9k, rated E. A transmasculine priest of the Norse god Freyr receives his HRT treatment directly from his god via cumflation

A Bite of Rope - 15k, rated E, M/M. 1950s PTSD riddled asexual veteran who does enforcement for a crime syndicate becomes very interested in a coworker, a jewish ex-clown who apparently does BDSM in his spare time. Asexual bondage kink and weird fucked-up mentally ill D/s intimacy