wurd' zum wolf ich unter schafen

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

When they don’t put their shopping cart back where it belongs 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."

the cultural object of the black hole is kind of remarkable. It's almost an anti-God in a sense, a negative infinity. Yeah there's this kind of dead sun that's collapsed into an infinitely dense point, and if you fall past its event horizon you're fucked. Every schoolchild knows this. A black hole can be introduced in a superhero blockbuster without any explanation except for its established look and the name "black hole", and this will be understood as the ultimate natural disaster, which even superman could not hope to defeat. truly S-tier cosmic object

the first rule of shipping is get aromantic with it. the second rule is that gender and sexuality are what i want them to be. the third rule is have fun and be yourself

no when i say intimacy i mean one of us is bleeding out and the other is putting their entire body weight behind their hands to stop it

did you know? some primates have been observed to exhibit "blogging" behavior

who tagged this with "unreality". this is just a fact. a primate wrote this post

hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.