wurd' zum wolf ich unter schafen

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

not a caller not a texter but a secret third thing

don’t contact me. ever

me getting 10,000 dollars a week would solve not only all of my problems but also probably most of my friend's problems too

Please take my white ass to anor londo

*grabs you with my long gargoyle-like arms and flies off witj you*

Oh thank god hold me tight you scary motherfucker

They just invented the world’s fastest sandwich. They’re calling it the autobáhn mì

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

everyone reblog with how old they were in 2008 :)

very skilled at having a headache

what a privilege it is to come home to a little animal that loves you like you're their whole world.

you could never make me hate magitech/scifantasy settings. fantasy and scifi are two beuatiful women to me and they are kissing with tongue.