wurd' zum wolf ich unter schafen

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

the belief i have in my ability to carry any amount of stuff home if i am equipped with my backpack and two reusable totes is hubristic to a degree that the achaeans fighting at troy could only have dreamed of

If you stay up late to hang out with friends I don’t think you should have to be tired in the morning. I think it should be a freebie

When they don’t put their shopping cart back where it belongs 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."