Cosmo !!

sentence that makes you burst into tears

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

debating if it would be funnier to have a bumper sticker saying "my other ride is a [exact make and model of the car the sticker is on]" or "my other ride is a [equally shitty but different car]"

2008 Honda Civic with the bumper sticker "My other ride is a 2007 Honda Civic"

His dark eye circles, red flags, and great tits have captivated me.

I love Environmental Storytelling

Oh mein gott its the original fucking post

my toxic writing trait is imagining the scene in my head in long, full cinematic detail and then writing: “they fought. it was intense.”

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

i fuckign queued this and forgot abt it and got scared cuz i thought i was hacked or smth. anyways happy june eleventh

reblog while its still true 

wait one fucking second it is June 10th the time police lied to me

@reheatedpasta