Time table of the bullshit
I have decided to make a timeline of events in the gimmickverse after I joined, as far as I know them.
-Before my existence. I will call this the dark ages because I have an ego.
-I exist!
-I, wanting friends, say I can officiate the wedding of Microsoft edge and google news. This is the beginning of an era
-I officiate more weddings, including the wedding of the blogs that will one day be my parents.
-The Sealand-Britain war is accidentally started by me
-Illinois becomes their own country
-Femboy epidemic, creating the majority of the femboy blogs, is started
-I get a femboy who is now my child
-I start shipping France and Italy, who absolutely hate each other. They say they will never get together.
-My assistant comes into existence
-I ask France and Georgia for islands, now I have my own country
-I start a zombie apocalypse
-I get arrested :(
-My Assistant grounds me for starting a zombie apocalypse
-I marry the US
-Somehow i adopt firehouse as my grandchild
-The pinkpocalypse is started and I instantly join because I like pink
-Apple gets amnesia. Is now less of an asshole
-The Color war begins
-I get adopted by gibberish and join the pink sparkle family.
-Yahoo and Target are acting…weird
-It turns out they were possessed and have possessed France
-France possesses Sealand who is sent to the void
-I get possessed by August and am now trapped in the void
-Sealand loses our UNO cards and it is a miracle they are still alive now
-Back in the real world, August, the dumbass that she is, has somehow managed to possess several people.
-August possesses Italy on the order of France. Italy nicknames the event “The Panic”
-The Panic is ended, some people are still possessed but have learned to live with their demons. Some apparently were fucking married to their demons. I adopted mine.
-Apparently everyone is in their villain era. I wonder how I can spin this my way as I’m already evil.
-I join up with the gimmick blog predator to Benedict Arnold my way to success. Everyone now hates me for trying to get them all killed.
-France and Italy wedding preparations are currently happening.
-I start a campaign to get Johnathan John Johnson elected as God.
-The Micronation Revolution is started. I join as I own a country.
-Micronation revolution has been disbanded until they stop trying to kill each other
-Sealand is rotting. They’ve died before so they’ll probably be fine
-Goose-waste management war is started
-Bean (my favorite child) comes into existence
-Bean Protection squad is started
-War against Australia has been started
-Bean gets kidnapped for the first time
-Bean Protection squad is changed to Bean aegis movement because BAM sounds cool
-We get bean back. They get kidnapped again
-Bean is kidnapped a third time
-My kid gives their soul to bean’s kidnapper
-I get arrested again :(
-Sealand fucking loses xir soul
-I decide nope I’m hiding
That’s it for now!
This will be updated as events happen
(DNI: Thumb people, if you’re not wanted on most people’s blogs you’re probably not wanted here, batfam haters i love them too much)



















