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When does it get better? It's been more than a decade and I still don't feel better. If anything, it only gets worse each year. Does it actually get better?
i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware
Happiness Will Come To You.
when tho
When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March
reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!
I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.
honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March
Is it normal to feel so tired all the time? I get so jealous of people who can go to work and partake in social and physical activities afterwards. I feel so stagnant. I'm not growing in any way, whether career-wise or personal development. I want to but I don't have the energy to chase after my goals. I'm so useless and I'm so tired of feeling this way.

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I wish I wouldn't wake up tomorrow.
Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.
Concept: Depressing dystopian factory where everything is gray and samey and the workers are called by their employee numbers by an ominous deep voice.
But it's a really great place to work with high salaries, excellent benefits, and a flexible working schedule with plenty of paid leave. They just like the dystopian aesthetic.
PA system: Worker 72094. Leave your working station and report to the Supervisor immediately.
Supervisor: Worker 72094. You failed to meet your quota for 3 weeks in a row now.
Worker 72094: I can explain!
Supervisor: You're clearly burned out. I heard you moved recently. Take a mandatory two weeks paid vacation to readjust and report to me then.
Worker 72094: I... thank you?
Shadowy Board Member: Worker 11335. Do you know why you were summoned?
Worker 11335: Is it because I badmouthed the company during lunch?
Shadowy Board Member: That is correct. We are very displeased, Worker 11335...
Shadowy Board Member: ...with ourselves, that is. We hold ourselves to high standards of excellence which we clearly failed to meet. We were hoping you could advise us on necessary improvements. You will receive appropriate compensation, of course.
Job Interviewer: *wearing a featureless mask and speaking through a voice changer* Welcome to Hopeless Inc., Worker 100100.
Worker 100100: What's with the mask?
Job Interviewer: I'm shy 🤭
Of course. All Hopeless Inc. employees are due-paying members of Mindless Drones United.
It's a very responsive union that cares about its members on an individual level. They just love the dystopian hivemind aesthetic.
Play as Dr. Hannibal Lecter's new patient in this Choose-Your-Own-Adventure!
There's no question that he's one-of-a-kind. But, a small piece of advice? Try not to be rude…or too entertaining.
📖 Episode 1 of 2 🎮 interactive fanfic "The Doctor Is In" by RhodaDendron 🔗 link to play: https://glimmerfics.com/stories/11e32047-the-doctor-is-in
All My Exes are Wanted by the FBI
Just read a Criminal Minds fic on AO3 wherein Spencer Reid's exes are all wanted by the FBI, and now I want a fic just like that but with Will Graham. The BAU gets a new case, and maybe a letter, a gift, or flowers are also delivered to Will at his workplace with a warning to be careful because an enemy of their ex/exes is targeting people who are close/used to be close to them.
Will went to work expecting it to be just the same as any other day—horrible, miserable, and draining. Apparently, it could get worse, especially since he has to inform the team, his boss, and his psychiatrist friend (who may or may not be more than just a friend) about his long, crazy love history and how all his exes were at some point—and some still are—wanted by the FBI.
Will's exes then slowly pop up to check on him (courtesy of Freddie Lounds sensationalizing everything he does, maybe?), and Hannibal is so jealous and fuming inside because how dare these men think they were ever good enough for Will.
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I'm obsessed with the idea of Will Graham x fictional killers (male or female).
Here's the fic that inspired this btw: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51161380/chapters/129269623

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SPN x Hannibal (TV) crack-ish fic idea
It's been so long since I watched SPN and Hannibal, and I'm pretty sure I didn't manage to finish either of them. So, my fandom knowledge is mostly based on fics. Don't even ask me about the timeline because I have no idea when anything happened. But I had a silly idea, and it goes like this:
For whatever reason, Jack Kline managed to land himself in another universe. One that is similar yet also entirely different from the one he came from. He still has his powers, but they're not strong enough to send him back. He doesn't even know how to do it, even if he could, so that doesn't really matter, does it now? He has no idea where he is, what the date is, or what he's going to do now that he's virtually trapped in this strange new universe. He can't even hear the constant hum of the angel radio, and the silence is unsettling.
Looking around, he seems to have landed on the edge of a forest, with lush green trees visible as far as his eyes could see on one side, and a wide open field with nothing but a single house with its lights on on the other, like a lone boat out in the middle of the ocean. It was nighttime, and even though nothing could truly harm him, he didn't want to spend the night outdoors alone. He turned to move towards the house.
As he neared it, he saw a man walking out barefoot, in nothing but a T-shirt and boxers. He tilted his head, trying to puzzle over what this man was about to do. He knows humans don't really like walking barefoot outside, much less at night in the cold, but he didn't have much time to ponder the man's actions. He saw a dog barking and running after the man as if it were trying to call him back into the house, all the while the man ignored it. As he neared the house, Jack saw that there were more dogs standing around the porch, looking after the man and the dog that had just left. Now that got Jack thinking: surely there must be something wrong with this man. Who leaves his house in the middle of the night when he could stay in and play with all these dogs?
Decision made, Jack ran after the man, intent on giving him a piece of his mind and taking his dogs from him if he proved to be a terrible owner.
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So that's all I have so far! I just had the idea of Jack ending up in the Hannibal (TV) universe and completely upending everyone's plans, especially Hannibal's. I imagined Jack immediately healing Will's encephalitis once he saw that the man's brain was inflamed. Will pseudo-adopting Jack because this kid isn't in any system and has nowhere else to go. Hannibal getting intrigued by Jack and maybe a little annoyed because now he has to share Will's attention. Jack seeing the darkness in Hannibal's soul, but instead of being disgusted, he is fascinated for some reason.
Jack meeting the other characters and just throwing them out of the loop with his weird mannerisms. Also, for some reason, I'm thinking that Jack would be really good at finding serial killers because not only is he the half-angel son of Lucifer, he was also trained by his dad Castiel and the Winchester brothers on how to hunt monsters.
I also want Jack to be very honest about who he is and where he's from, and everyone doesn't know what to do with this seemingly harmless but very delusional kid who's claiming he's the half-angel son of the devil himself and that he's from another universe where supernatural monsters are real.
Meanwhile, Cas and Dean are panicking about losing their child, and Sam is scouring every book trying to find a way to bring Jack back home or bring them to Jack. Maybe the angels and demons are also after Jack?
This is kind of crack, maybe crack treated seriously at most. lololol
If anyone likes this and wants to write this or something similar, please feel free to do so! (and tag me pleaseee) I've never written any fics before and idrk if I'll start now lol.
And so it is 🙌🏽
Wow… I actually really did!!!!! I forgot I even reblogged this.. SHIT!
Housed For Now!
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AS OF DECEMBER 20TH, 2023, WE HAVE BEEN INFORMED THAT OUR NEW LANDLADY WANTS US OUT WHEN OUR LEASE ENDS IN FENBRUARY. EDIT Dec 27th 2023: We just learned that she's adding an electric garage door to the garage. Her ex-husband is working on it with an electrician friend of his and I overheard them. She doesn't intend to move in, she wants to add the small ass garage onto the lease and thinks it's worth adding another $1K+ dollars to the rent.
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Dave just doesn't get how finances work. Because he's so unhelpful and doesn't fucking listen when people speak, he's whining about how after getting paid, mom has nothing left for the month. "But we don't have to spend $230 on the storage unit anymore!" "That went into other bills, Dave!" He thinks that cuz we don't have that one issue holding us down, we're going to be able to handle everything else easily and have money left over for whatever he wants to waste it on. Because mom has had to pay one bill and let another slide as a result every month. It's how she's had to handle our financial problems this entire time. And people all over have to do things like this, it isn't a new tactic.
Mom finally paid off the bank after Dave bounced her account several times last year. She's been paying $100+ a month for ages to get that handled. That should make things a little easier now.
The car insurance has increased by several dozen dollars so it's over $150 a month now. (EDIT: Dec, 2023: It was increased again.)
Her phone and Bethy's phone have to be kept on because of her schooling and we need a functioning phone number or else we'll be in big trouble in many ways. $100+ just for 2 phones. Dave is in charge of his own damn phone.
She has to handle her Discover and Capital One cards since she's had to use them to save our asses a few times. She NEEDS to pay them off so her credit score doesn't tank, and many places won't give you a chance if your credit is low. She's got monthly payments for those around $100+ in total.
The P.O. Box price has increased. Almost $50 now. (EDIT: Dec, 2023: We had canceled it since we finally got a place to live, and now we'll need to get a new one. I'm so tired.)
Dish Network has been on pause or almost 2 years cuz she can't cancel it before the full year she paid is used up or the fee is astronomical. They keep suspiciously unpausing it and trying to lob thousands in fees at us. (EDIT: Aug, 2023: Mom finally got it taken care of by going to the Better Business Bureau with dozens of emails of proof for her case and they came down hard on Dish Network. So we're fine on that front now.)
Then we have gas for a minivan, that Dave should be paying for, but isn't. A mostly full tank is around $80 every 4-5 days. Gas is average rn. So over $400 monthly in gas. (EDIT Dec, 2023: $20 gets 4 1/2 Gallons right now. It is hell.)
We need the part for the van which is $800+. The van is just so old that finding parts for something considered an antique now is damn near impossible, and not having the money up front makes it worse. (EDIT: Dec, 2023: The van is dead and despite how the alternator was replaced and the battery and starter are fine, there's no vehicle.)
She has to pay for her medication cuz we have shit medical. She's already going without many of them but some health problems, like Asthma, can't be ignored so the inhalers are prioritized. (EDIT Aug, 2023: Our medical changed out of nowhere at the beginning of the year and all of our doctors no longer take it. No doctors take it, in fact, so our attempts to get better help have to start all over again.)
Bethy needs school supplies regularly.
But Dave just thinks that she should have all this extra money left over at the end of paying everything off. Many of these things come out instantly on the 1st of each month btw. She has to then work through what is left for the bills that aren't instantly paid off. He thinks if he works with his friend for 3 weeks, he'll have enough money for an apartment, completely ignoring that he'd only have about $1800 for a full month of work with no breaks. The cheapest 2-bedroom in Delaware requires almost all of that, which is why we're waiting on housing which charges based on your monthly income. Even if he handled the monthly rent of $1400-$1700 for a 2-bedroom, mom still has all this stuff to worry about... and then gas, water, electric, sewage, etc... Dave doesn't listen. In public housing, those things are included. Outside it, they are separate expenses.
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MARCH 2024: WE'RE IN A RUNDOWN HOUSE AND HOPING FOR THE BEST. IT NEEDS A LOT OF WORK AND I HAVE NO FAITH ANY WILL GET DONE. It's owned by some guy Dave's boss knows and it's hell.
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Our van is dying and can't be relied upon anymore. We're in desperate need of newer transportation or we're in big trouble. Bethy has broken down twicefive times in the middle of the night with the van and it's beyond inspection requirements at this point. It can't be saved.

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am I getting old or are TV shows just dumb?
I started watching Scream: The TV Series because Amelia was in it for like 12 episodes and I wanted to see her works beyond DBH. Amelia's great! She really embodies the "thinks she's a well-meaning journalist when she's actually just an invasive podcaster" character.
I want to finish the show, or at least watch all of Amelia's episodes, but I'm 3 episodes in and MY GOD I HATE IT! Every single character is stupid. They keep creating problems for themselves that are honestly very easy to solve, but they choose to overcomplicate everything. At this point, I'm kinda rooting for the killer. At least they're smart and good at what they do. Even the adult characters are quite stupid, and it's not their first rodeo with a serial killer.
Amelia's amazing though! I can't believe she doesn't have more main and/or supporting roles in TV shows/movies.
Here's some pictures of Amelia as Piper the Podcaster:
"Juicy Gossip" I got while playing as Connor in Detroit: Become Human
Chapter: Partners
Jonah Graham (51, Unemployed) told Edward Dempsey (43, Administrator) that he has to find a girlfriend. (Kinda shocked to learn their ages, Jonah looks way better at 51 than Edward does at 43.)
Dennis Ward (56, Accountant) was very aware of me (Connor) when I was near. He shooed me away and didn't go back to his conversation until I was out of his sight.
Jimmy Peterson (37, Bar Owner) gave Christopher Gray (55, Unemployed) a drink, on the house.
Some bystanders didn't know someone actually lived in the house Carlos Ortiz rented, while others "always knew that guy (Ortiz) was a fucking creep". (With the state of his house, he probably was.)
Based on the pictures/posters on the wall, Ortiz was a fan of boxing, baseball, and porn.
One of the CSIs was named Miked, he was tasked with taking samples. The team was also waiting for another CSI to arrive. (I just realized that what the CSIs are saying are actually hints for things that you should investigate, i.e., "There's something weird in the bathroom.")
If you're wondering, I'm doing this because I made it my mission to get 100% on all chapters and then go back to simply explore places and listen in on conversations. This is my way of satisfying my inner gossip girl, while appreciating all the effort put into making DBH. 😂
"Juicy Gossip" I got while playing as Connor in Detroit: Become Human p2
Chapter: Waiting for Hank
In the Lobby, a man and a woman were reporting a crime to an android receptionist beside the one that Connor's supposed to go to. The crime happened to the woman, and Mark, the man, was giving her moral support. She was saying that she's getting nervous, and Mark was telling her that any detail she could give them would help. (IMO, her valuables were probably snatched since she kept on saying "it happened so fast".)
On the seats, near the TV, Kim Yo-han (we met him in "Partners", but there was nothing notable about him except for the fact that he's unemployed and has a criminal record for DV) was there with a woman. He was visibly shaken and troubled, and the woman was trying to keep him calm, she even got him a glass of water. (Strange that he would be in a Police Station looking frazzled and being calmed by a woman when he's a convicted wife beater.)
The news reported on the escalating US-Russia conflict in the Arctic and revealed Connor's involvement with the DCPD.
The DCPD has desks for Po. Person, Po. Brown, Det. Reed (Gavin), Po. Miller, Det. Collins (Ben), Lit. Anderson, Po. Wilson, and there's an empty desk that's going to be Connor's. (But I've noticed that there's no more desks for the white male officer who's cataloguing evidence on the center table, the Asian female officer with Reed in the break room, and the four other officers in the meeting room. Also, I often encounter a Po. Tina Chen in fanfics. She even has her own tag on ao3. However, I've been unable to locate her desk or name tag within the station. Is she the woman with Reed in the break room? How is she so known in fanfics when she's basically a throwaway character in the game?)
Apparently, the first book written by an AI (named VOLTAIRE) is #1 in every best-selling list. What kind of book is "Do Humans Dream of Mammalian Sheep?" anyway? LMAO
The DCPD uses two types of Android Police, the PC200 (male) and the PM700 (female) commissioned in January 2035 and August 2037, respectively. So, they're fairly new models. I wonder if the DCPD only started using androids in recent years or these are already upgrades.
Po. Wilson (the one Connor asked about Hank's usual time of arrival) is engaged in extramarital affairs! His side-chick called him and he went to the only secluded corner in the office and answered. I had to position Connor at a distance to avoid detection, but I overheard him say something along the lines of, "Don't call me here again... my wife is starting to notice." (For some reason this doesn't happen every time I replay the chapter. Idk what you have to do for it to happen tho.)
I love this chapter!!! 😂 There was so much to observe and listen to. I was such a busybody I forgot to follow Hank to Captain Fowler's office. It's not like I missed anything, their shouting match was very audible anyway.