I'm a hoe in theory, not practice

Everything seems impossible if you've never done it before and have seen the results. You feel like you'll never find real love, but based on these past feelings, you absolutely will. Stay positive and stay patient. All good things take time.

Them: Well a lot of people pronounce it as "Uruguay" but it's actually "U-r-gay".

BABE I'm sorry we're not together yet, I'm just trying to get everything together and done so that you can have the very best version of me because you deserve the goddamn best and I promise we'll meet soon enough, I just gotta do this annoying thing first (it's my master's degree) and then find my footing in the career world (I know you know finding jobs in the humanities field is wack sauce) but we'll be together soon enough, I love you so much!