I came here to cry and forget to drink water

I had to quickly reassure him that the year of the tiger was like…an animal assigned to the year, and not another plague or natural disaster! Between the Covid, lockdowns, and huge flood of cicadas last year this child probably decided that this was in line with how the world worked and was mentally getting his affairs in order.

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

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I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

thinkin bout…salmon

Im gonna fuck you .. and ghen buy you ice crean.. because iam so thouvgtful…and horngy

the aquarium said you are NOTHING compared to an eel

(and I'm sobbing)

if you take this your package will come today no matter what